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Where Are We Going, And How Did We Get In This Handbasket?

More proof that Everything Is Going To Shit:

Last week, one of the best-known landmarks of the excavated ruins of the Roman city of Pompeii collapsed. The House of Gladiators had survived the explosion of Mount Vesuvius over 1900 years ago, was excavated in the 1920s, and even survived Allied air raids during WWII, but poor maintenance of the site and budget cutting from the government of Silvio “Bunga Bunga” Berlusconi finally did it in. The rest of the ruins are similarly imperiled, to the outrage of many in Italy.

Several years ago, when I went to Ireland with my brothers, it seemed like everywhere we went there was the none-too-pleasant smell of peat being burned. Having long ago denuded the Emerald Isle of practically all the trees, the irish have been cutting peat out of the ground and using it as fuel for their furnaces, fireplaces, and stoves for centuries. But that’s coming to an end pretty soon, because the industrialization of peat excavation is destroying the bogs. Burning peat is seriously less efficient than other biofuels, and creates a lot more pollution, plus the bogs are highly-specialized habitats, so there’s actually an upside to driving the peat industry out of business, but they’re making sure they squeeze every last Euro out of it while they die.

And, then there’s this: Bristol Palin has made it to the semifinal round on this season of Dancing With The Stars and could win the whole magilla due to an organized effort of Palin-drones to rig the vote. Insert your own joke about this not being the first time Bristol went all the way.

Oh, and I almost forgot: Facebook launches their e-mail service today.

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Quivering With Anticipation

No, not because tonight is the season premiere for “Dancing With The Stars”. I’m still holding out a last glimmer of hope that Levi Johnston will dive out of the audience, grab Bristol out of Mark Balas’s arms and whisk her back to the wilds of Alaska, neither of them ever to be heard from again.

My breath holds and a small bit of drool hangs pendulously from the end of my lolling tongue because tomorrow is the official launch date for Civilization V.

The Civ V Facebook page has been whipping the fanbois into a total frenzy since late last week, posting review after glowing review from all the gamer mags. After some initial head-scratching over the wisdom of changing the mapping from squares to hexes, pretty much everyone who has seen the game demos, played the betas, and play-tested for the reviews agrees that the latest version lives up to the series’s reputation. Having gone through this more than a few times with not just the previous iterations of Civ, but many other PC games where the anticipation was intense, I can predict that no matter how glowing the reviews, it will take less than 24 hours for a nearly equal amount of bitching and moaning to begin as people start to actually play the game and discover that it really isn’t the Holy Grail. One can only hope, though, that the complaints aren’t because of a slew of heretofore-unfound bugs that make the game difficult or impossible to play until the developers pull several all-nighters to rush out a first patch. I can live with disappointed fan screaming, but I don’t want to know that the Firaxis crew missed some giant showstopper bug.

I pre-ordered my copy of the game via Amazon several weeks ago, but now I’m debating canceling that order and downloading it online via Steam so that I don’t have to wait the extra 5-7 days for my game to ship. Here’s the thing: the initial release of the game is PC platform-only. That’s nothing new, and eventually the Mac version will drop, but that typically takes a couple of months or more. Not wanting to wait that long, I had decided when they announced the game that I would run BootCamp and partition my MacBook so that I could have a Windows boot partition to play the game. My MacBook’s specs meet the minimum requirements, so I’m pretty sure the game will run, if not in full-splendor mode. But I’ve been running into obstacles getting BootCamp to partition my drive, not to mention running into problems with getting a reliable WinXP installer. So, I *could* use the extra few days while a CD ships to work out the issues…or, I *could* fire up my big desktop tower that I don’t really use anymore and download the game via Steam and play it on that until the Mac version is released later on. Neither scenario is exactly ideal, but each has its upside, too. I have until midnight to figure it out, because Amazon should be shipping the CD promptly.

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Now Dancing The Merengue…

Oh, DWTS, how badly you have disappointed me. Thanks for leaking the story about Bristol Palin being a contestant over the weekend so that I had a few days to wrap my head around that, but the announcement of the rest of the cast last night leaves me weeping and in despair. The fat kid from “That’s So Raven”? Margaret Cho? Is she even ALLOWED on network television? THE SITUATION?!?!?!?!?!?!

And to top it off, Edyta quit! Now who’s going to be all naked ‘n’ stuff? It better not be Florence Henderson!

I’m seriously evaluating whether or not I’m even going to watch this season. At this point, I think I’d rather watch one of those midget/quintuplet/cake decorating shows on TLC.

Here’s a dog dancing the merengue in a clip that is bound to be better than ANYTHING Bristol Palin does:

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