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A Mermaid, A King, and A Chicken Walk Into A Bar

Advertising Age reports that those Burger King "Whopper Freakout" ads gave BK a significant boost in sales of that particular menu item and are the best-remembered ad campaign in the last five years (ad agencies hire firms to measure how well people can remember an ad to gauge its efficacy).

Meanwhile, earlier this week Starbucks announced disappointing sales growth and said that they were planning to close 100 stores and stop opening up new stores every 500 feet.  There’s a new Starbucks under construction in my town (to compete with the SIX Dunkin Donuts stores), so it looks like it’s getting sneaked in just under the wire.  Also somewhat buried in that story is the announcement that Starbucks will discontinue their breakfast sandwiches sometime this year.  Maybe you can pick up one of those turbo-convection ovens cheap second-hand.

Oh, and does anyone in their right mind think that any player on the Patriots OR the Giants is actually going to do the KFC Chicken Dance during the Super Bowl?  The NFL has already warned them that they’ll slap a fine on anyone who does, and why would they give KFC a free plug like that?  It’s not like the "I’m Going To DisneyWorld!" campaign years ago, where the athlete actually WENT to DisneyWorld after the game.  They try too hard with all this guerrilla marketing bullshit these days.

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Don’t Forget The Lid…OR ELSE

64-Ounce Cup

Oversized soft drinks aren’t news anymore. Most fast food places and convenience stores have been selling 64-ounce (and BIGGER!!) drinks for quite some time now. But usually the big drinks come in equally large containers, as you might expect.

So I was a bit flabbergasted to see what Burger King has come up with as a promotional cup to go along with their tie-in for the upcoming “Halo 3″ video game — a 64-ounce drink that will fit in your car’s cup holder!!

Now, I’m not an engineer or anything, but a little dose of common sense should tell you that this sucker is gonna spill BIG TIME. Half a gallon of soda teetering on a base that’s about two or three inches in diameter — it’s going all over the floor the first time you hit a bump, dude. Plus, how the hell are you supposed to drink that while you’re driving? Does it come with an intravenous drip? Also, I would advise making sure that your route has a LOT of public restrooms along the way.

Yikes.

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Dueling Simpsons

By now most everybody has had the chance to try the Simpsons avatar generator at the movie’s official website. Now, Burger King has a “Simpsonize Me” site where you can upload a photo of yourself and have it automagically generate a Simpsons caricature of yourself. (bonus points to Burger King for the pun on “SuperSize Me”, which was the Morgan Spurlock film that bashed fast food)

I guess I am just not meant to be part of some Simpsonian universe, because I tried both of these doodads and could not get an avatar that I thought looked the least bit like me at all.

My wife tells me I look like Hermie The Elf from “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”. Personally, I don’t see it.

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Comments:
You’re kidding, right? ‘Cause you totally look like Hermie.
Posted by shelley [URL] on 07/19/07

No…you’re still PC Guy in the Apple commercials.
Posted by Karan [URL] on 07/19/07

He does look like Hermie! Especially when he has no beard. I have to disagree with the PC guy comparison – nothing alike at all.
Posted by Bridget [URL] on 07/22/07

I think I look much more like the Head Elf than Hermie.
Posted by Brian [URL] on 07/23/07

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