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		<title>What, No Pokey?</title>
		<link>http://www.briankaneonline.com/2011/12/07/what-no-pokey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has turned up on a bunch of blogs as a &#8220;real&#8221; product, but apparently it&#8217;s not. Which is kind of a shame, really.]]></description>
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<p>This has turned up on a bunch of blogs as a &#8220;real&#8221; product, but <a href="http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductListVert.aspx">apparently it&#8217;s not</a>.<br />
Which is kind of a shame, really.</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s In Your Wallet?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you can&#8217;t dazzle &#8216;em with brilliance, baffle &#8216;em with bullshit, eh, Ratzi? I&#8217;ll let this post at Dangerous Intersection handle the pope-bashing today.]]></description>
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<p>If you can&#8217;t dazzle &#8216;em with brilliance, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7947460.stm">baffle &#8216;em with bullshit</a>, eh, Ratzi?</p>
<p><a href="http://dangerousintersection.org/2009/03/17/herr-ratzinger-continues-the-massacre/">I&#8217;ll let this post at Dangerous Intersection handle the pope-bashing today.</a></p>
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		<title>Life&#8217;s Two Necessities</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been said that all a man really needs in life are two things: Duct tape to hold things together, and Wd-40 to get things apart. And maybe a box of these, since I wouldn&#8217;t want to have to use duct tape OR WD-40 in those situations.]]></description>
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<p>It has been said that all a man really needs in life are two things: <a href="www.boingboing.net/2008/04/21/duct-tape-saved-apol.html" target="_blank">Duct tape to hold things together</a>, and <a href="http://goinglikesixty.com/2008/04/23/for-sale-18-little-red-straws-from-wd-40-cans/" target="_blank">Wd-40 to get things apart</a>.</p>
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<p>And maybe <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000OV6XH4" target="_blank">a box of these</a>, since I wouldn&#8217;t want to have to use duct tape OR WD-40 in <b>those</b> situations.</p>
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