Here at BKO, we always strive to keep you up to date on the latest advancements in inter-cubicle warfare and weaponry technology, so today we are pleased to show you this video of the Card-A-Pult, a rubber-band powered catapult constructed out of business cards and capable of launching a projectile a distance of at least six feet. While decidedly less lethal than the X-acto Blade Crossbow, and with far less range than the laser-guided Nerf missile launcher, the Card-A-Pult offers extreme portability, can handle a variety of unique projectile payloads, and is perfect for short-range confrontations with co-workers, lunchmates, and people in crowded waiting rooms.
The designer of the Card-A-Pult, with the ever-so-apt name of G.B. Cannon, is happy to provide you with step-by-step instructions on the construction of your own Card-A-Pult, including additional videos of the creation process.
As always, if you or your operatives are caught or captured with said weaponry, BKO will deny any knowledge of your existence or mission. This post will self-destruct in five seconds…
