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And Speaking Of Big Dicks…

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Via Linkmeister, who got it from Making Light, who got it from Charlie Pierce, who was subbing for Eric Alterman, who blogs at The Nation:

I have now lived through three major episodes in my life where the political elite have told me quite plainly that neither I nor my fellow citizens are sufficiently mature to suffer the public prosecution of major crimes committed within my government. The first was when Gerry Ford told me I wasn’t strong enough to handle the sight of Richard Nixon in the dock. Dick Cheney looked at this episode and determined that the only thing Nixon did wrong was get caught. The second time was when the entire government went into spasm over the crimes of the Iran-Contra gang and I was told that I wasn’t strong enough to see Ronald Reagan impeached or his men packed off to Danbury. Dick Cheney looked at this and determined that the only thing Reagan and his men did wrong was get caught and, by then, Cheney had decided that even that wasn’t really so very wrong and everybody should shut up. Now, Barack Obama, who won election by telling the country and its people that they were great because of all they’d done for him, has told me that I am not strong enough to handle the prosecution of pale and vicious bureaucrats, many of them acting at the behest of Dick Cheney, who decided that the only thing he was doing wrong was nothing at all, who have broken the law, disgraced their oaths, and manifestly belong in a one-room suite at the Hague. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I’m sick and goddamn tired of being told that, as a citizen, I am too fragile to bear the horrible burden of watching public criminals pay for their crimes and that, as a political entity, my fellow citizens and I are delicate flowers encased in candy-glass who must be kept away from the sight of men in fine suits weeping as they are ripped from the arms of their families and sent off to penal institutions manifestly more kind than those in which they arranged to get their rocks off vicariously while driving other men mad.

Hey, Mr. President. Put these barbarians on trial and watch me. I’ll be the guy out in front of the courtroom with a lawn chair, some sandwiches, and a cooler of fine beer. I’ll be the guy who hires the brass band to serenade these criminal bastards on their way off to the big house. I’ll be the one who shows up at every one of their probation hearings with a copy of the Constitution, the way crime victims show up at the parole board when their attacker comes up for release. I’ll declare a national holiday—Victory Over Torture Day—and lead the parade right up whatever gated street it is that Cheney lives on these days. Trust me, Mr. President. I can take it.

Bravo, Charlie!

While Dead-Eye Dick was Vice President, you couldn’t get a word out of him because he was too busy plotting to destroy the Free World from his Undisclosed Location. Now, all of a sudden, he’s Joe Talk-Show and can’t get enough mic time to warn us all that we’re DOOOOOOOOMED! His latest trick is to dare the Obama Administration to release the evidence of all the times Torture Saved America. That should be a pretty short list…unlike the 183 times they waterboarded Khalid Sheikh Muhammed until he started making up information based on movies he had seen. You’d think a guy with his own personal death squad wouldn’t NEED to torture anybody to save America, but apparently that’s just how he rolls.

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Goopers

For a moment there yesterday, I was wondering if maybe the news about Dick Cheney was some sort of Republican ruse to give John McCain a way out of last night’s debate.

But then the debate went right ahead and McCain managed to do a cracking good impression of Bill the Cat.

As if Dick Cheney even HAS a heart….

After the election, I understand that George Bush and John McCain are putting together an act and taking it on the road.

They’re going to do the live version of “Dumb and Dumber”.

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Happy Constitution Day

My Fellow Americans, today is Constitution Day. More specifically, it is the 221st anniversary of the ratification of the United States Constituiton and its signature by the Constitutional Convention, enacting it as the principal document upon which the government of the United States of America was chartered.

But it’s not a long-observed traditional holiday at all. September 17th has only been Constitution Day since 2004, created by Congress via an amendment to a spending bill by West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd. There had been several efforts to create a holiday to mark the birth of the Constitution before, but this was the first one to be enacted.

President Bush has denounced the Constitution as “just a god-damned piece of paper”, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has publicly mocked the idea that the Constitution is a flexible “living document” that should change and grow with the evolving nature of our republic. And Vice President Dick Cheney wipes his ass with it every single day, as he continually redefines his own constitutional role to fit his secrecy-obsessed, power-mad agenda du jour. These despicable and contemptible men, each of whom swore to uphold and defend the Constitution, do nothing but bring shame and disgrace to it and to our nation. They deserve nothing less than impeachment for their abrogation of their sworn duties.

This is not a suggestion on my part that the Constitution is some miraculous, sacrosanct document. Indeed, probably the only reason the government of this country has been able to function continuously without the coups, usurpations, and revolutions that have marked the histories of most other countries is that it adaptable and re-interpretable, much to the chagrin of Justice Scalia. It has taken the present administration’s constant disregard and abuse and even still has not fallen, though it probably teeters more precipitously now than at any time in its 221-year history. What is remarkable is the foresightedness of the authors to so carefully consider and balance the nature of political power, though some of its subtleties are unquestionably lost to the issues and concerns of their own time. Though other nations have borrowed from it, I think it’s safe to say that no group of politicians anywhere in the world today, including the United States, would ever be so willing to check their own power or to leave the door open to amendement and interpretation. Even its grandest ancestor, the Magna Carta,could not admit the imperfections of the people who would derive their ruling authority from it.

Be glad that our government will most likely outlast Messrs. Bush, Cheney and Scalia, even if it remains scarred by their assaults. There are so many things unique about America in the history of the world, but none as valuable as this framework upon which all of our liberties stand.

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The REAL Axis Of Evil

Overheard by reporters: “You think that’s good, come back to my hotel when this is over and I’ll show you some REAL torture! We’ve been doing it for over a thousand years!”

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Wires And Lights

This year marks the 50th anniversary of a speech given by Edward R. Murrow to the Radio and Television News Directors’ Association (RTNDA). Murrow’s speech is sometimes called the “Wires and Lights” speech but is generally simply known as “the RTNDA speech”. Already in a precarious position with CBS for having caused so much controversy with his broadcasts about Joseph McCarthy the year before, Murrow did not hesitate in the slightest to generate entirely new waves of controversy with his remarks. Murrow openly chastised his fellow television reporters and editors for neglecting their role as watchdog of the halls of power at a very troubled time, and upbraided the entire television industry for its unwillingness to deliver the hard messages of truth in favor of insipid entertainment. His words have echoed for half a century but are as true or truer now than that day:

Our history will be what we make it. And if there are any historians about fifty or a hundred years from now, and there should be preserved the kinescopes for one week of all three networks, they will there find recorded in black and white, or color, evidence of decadence, escapism and insulation from the realities of the world in which we live. I invite your attention to the television schedules of all networks between the hours of 8 and 11 p.m., Eastern Time. Here you will find only fleeting and spasmodic reference to the fact that this nation is in mortal danger. There are, it is true, occasional informative programs presented in that intellectual ghetto on Sunday afternoons. But during the daily peak viewing periods, television in the main insulates us from the realities of the world in which we live. If this state of affairs continues, we may alter an advertising slogan to read: LOOK NOW, PAY LATER.

It may be that the present system, with no modifications and no experiments, can survive. Perhaps the money-making machine has some kind of built-in perpetual motion, but I do not think so. To a very considerable extent the media of mass communications in a given country reflect the political, economic and social climate in which they flourish. That is the reason ours differ from the British and French, or the Russian and Chinese. We are currently wealthy, fat, comfortable and complacent. We have currently a built-in allergy to unpleasant or disturbing information. Our mass media reflect this. But unless we get up off our fat surpluses and recognize that television in the main is being used to distract, delude, amuse and insulate us, then television and those who finance it, those who look at it and those who work at it, may see a totally different picture too late.

Murrow, like so many other critics of television then and now, had a somewhat idealistic view of what television should be — a source of genuine information and serious debate. In his mind there was indeed room for entertainment, but not at the expense of mature, informed, realistic discourse. He felt obligated, he said, to make his concerns about the seductive and sensational side of television known because he felt there would come a time when the public’s ability to engage in an open an intelligent forum about the issues that would face them might be totally corroded by the meaninglessness of constant entertainment. Television, he concluded, would be little more than “wires and lights in a box”.

Keith Olbermann’s regular homages to Murrow notwithstanding, Murrow’s Cassandra-like words came true a hundred times over. I’m sure his body is spinning in the grave so fast that it makes an audible hum that can be heard clear into outer space. This week just happens to be the annual RTNDA meeting, held in conjunction with the convention for the National Association of Broadcasters and the Broadcast Education Association (the academic organization affiliated with the NAB). TVNewser reports that after the big Correspondents’ Dinner last night, which featured Dick Cheney as the keynote speaker, there was a panel discussion to commemorate Murrow’s speech and to consider whether or not broadcast journalism still has a vital role. According to TVNewser, the panel went to great pains not to focus on the current state of broadcast journalism — a wise decision to be sure, since if they had I have little doubt the Ghost Of Murrow himself would have haunted the hall and melted the plastic-perfect faces off of every anchormonster and blowdried reporterchick in the room.

While Murrow would have given an arm and a leg for the sheer volume of news coverage that presently fills the endless hours of cable channels, local news blocks, and broadcast network news programming, he could be nothing short of appalled at the self-referential echo chamber that it has devolved into. Countless hours wasted arguing about flag lapel pins, the “War On Christmas”, “elitism”, haircuts, cleavage, recipes, and dozens of other utter inanities. Last night a “debate” that seemed to consist only of Charlie Gibson insulting the intelligence of Barack Obama AND Hillary Clinton with questions about being a “regular person”. An entire cable news network that exists only as a mouthpiece for one political party and makes no bones about their distortions, lies or slants. Local news that consists of rehashed corporate PR videos, fear-mongering features, and overblown animated graphics. And, most of all, a slavish devotion on the part of each and every person to maintaining the fabricated idea that Everything Is Perfect As Long As We Keep Shopping.

Murrow brilliantly reused the words of William Shakespeare to hit home the idea that it was our own complacency that created a monster like Joseph McCarthy: “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.” To this I would add a few lines from Macbeth:

Life’s but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Murrow’s own true legacy is half a century of prophecy I am sure he would have wished would never come to pass.

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I’m Not Sayin’, I’m Just Sayin’…

I read this at Bruce Schneier’s blog yesterday, but it’s a New York Times story being picked up all over the place today: a group of hackers have demonstrated that it is possible to make a data connection to a wireless pacemaker and send signals to it that would shock the patient or even stop the pacemaker completely, either of which could kill the patient.

You know, a certain elected official who prefers to remain in an undisclosed location most of the time has a pacemaker implanted in his sclerotic, damaged-wizened heart…

(looks around nervously for black helicopters)

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Live Free Or Die!

Betty Hall is a state representative for Hillsborough, District 5, in the New Hampshire state legislature.

She’s 87 years old and has been a state rep for 14 years.  She recently introduced a bill to the legislature calling for the impeachment of George Bush and Dick Cheney.  The bill will have its first public hearing next Tuesday.

To that end, she has also announced that she is joining a hunger strike being organized by a women’s political action group called Code Pink.  She says that she will fast until Congressman John Conyers begins impeachment proceedings in the U.S. House Judiciary Committee, and is ready to die for the cause.  “I’ve had a good life. I can’t think of any better way to end it,” she told a blogger from the group AfterDowningStreet.org.

According to this blogger, the pressure on Conyers from the public is at an all-time high.  His office’s phone lines are swamped, the fax machines are all but unreachable, and he’s receiving so much e-mail that his official Congressional e-mail address is bouncing all incoming mail.

Conyers has agreed to meet with a representative of the fasters, and has indicated that he’s willing to begin inquiriess into impeachment, which is a very small first step, but at least it’s more ground than he’s been willing to give to date.  Resultingly, it appears that Dennis Kucinich reached a deal with Conyers not to reintroduce his impeachment bill to the floor of the House in exchange for the official inquiry.

Representative Hall has apparently decided that her state’s motto is more than just a tag line on a license plate.

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Dick Cheney’s Favorite Pen

Dick Cheney's Pen

I have it on good faith that this pen, which uses blood fed via a loaded syringe, was actually used by the Dark Lord himself to sign all those no-bid contracts with Halliburton. There was also that little-known bit of paperwork with a fellow who signed the guest book as B. Elzebub, but he may have brought his own pen to the signing. (via)

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Oh, Yeah,THEM

Impeach Now

All the excitement of primary season has given George and Dick a bit of a breather in the news, but I’m glad to see that someone is still paying attention…in case you missed it, former Senator and Democratic Presidential candidate George McGovern wrote this op-ed which appeared in the Washington Post last Friday calling for the impeachment and removal from office of both George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. McGovern says that Nixon looked like an amateur compared to these shitweasels (okay, he didn’t actually use the word shitweasels, but you know he would have if he could have).

Just because these guys are only a year away from the ash-heap of history, there’s no reason not to press on with holding them accountable for their high crimes and misdemeanors. After the debacle of the House deliberately nuking Dennis Kucinich’s impeachment resolution, now Representative Robert Wexler has picked up the standard. He’s gotten over 183,000 signatures on his web petition to re-introduce impeachment in the House (including mine, naturally). Kucinich’s bill was sent back to the House Judiciary Committee, where it was expected to die, but Wexler is on the HJC, and he’s not letting it go gently into that good night.

Sign the petition. Tell your congressional representatives that nothing short of full impeachment proceedings will be satisfactory. Don’t let the excitement of the possibility of a better President in 2009 overwhelm the need to call to accountability the Worst President Ever.

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A BKO Exclusive!!

Dick Cheney Heart Procedure

You’ll only see it right here at BKO — stunning exclusive photo of Vice President Dick Cheney’s emergency heart surgery performed earlier this week.

(While they had him open, they also drained a pint of black ichor from the bottomless pit that once was his human soul, but they couldn’t do anything about that sneer/snarl)

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