Some DIY foodie stuff to share:

Writing at the group blog “The Smart Set”, contributor Meg Favreau tells you how to make your own Old Bay seasoning at home. Or not. Because, as she says, you’ll probably pay ten times as much for all the ingredients as you would to just go out and buy a little container of the stuff. And trust me, unless you live somewhere like Baltimore or Louisiana and use it in every single recipe you make, one can of Old Bay can last you a looooooooooooong time. Plus, I gather from her post, the recipe makes something that tastes “like” Old Bay but was clearly identified as the fake by all her taste-testers. So it’s probably worth doing only if you’re one of those foodies who can’t bear the idea of buying pre-mixed seasonings. In which case, bite me.

Yes, all of us DID in fact at one point or another make our own infused vinegars about ten years ago, and if you didn’t make them you probably received them as Chrismukkawanzaa gifts from your insufferable foodie friends. In fact, those of you who were the lucky recipients may even still have them gracing your pantry shelves as decorative items that you do not dare throw away for fear of insulting those of us who made them. But don’t worry, since all we really did was pour some cheap supermarket vinegar into some fancy-shmancy bottles we got at Pier One or someplace similar, and then toss in a handful of herbs or some other crap we had lying around. Hey, it was a cheap way to look like you were giving someone a “nice” gift, and waaay better than those shitty homemade soaps your other friends gave you.
So, what’s all this then? “The Kitchn” contributor Kathryn Hill (who is a Mutual Friend of Torrez) posts today about how to make actual vinegar from scratch. And, no, she does not mean leaving an old half-empty bottle of wine sitting on the kitchen counter until it’s a year old, although that’s not very far from it. You do, in fact, need the wine to make vinegar, but you also need a starter called mycoderma aceti to get the action going. Mycoderma aceti is the sort of thing you buy in beermaking/winemaking stores, and when added to the wine it makes a “mother”. The mother helps eat up all the stuff in the wine that you do not want in your vinegar, and once you’ve got a vinegar mother started, you can keep it going indefinitely (like a sourdough starter or one of those infamous Amish Friendship Bread things) by adding leftover wine to it.
Over at squidoo.com, there’s a page which explains how to make vinegar out of honey, which sounds pretty good, too. Honey needs a little yeast and needs to be kept just a little bit warm (70-80 degrees Fahrenheit) to produce mycoderma aceti on its own. Setting a honey pot with a little yeast in it out in the sun was the traditional method. This article claims that in Ye Olden Dayes, honey vinegar was preferred for making sauces and dressings because of its natural sweetness.