Well, you knew it would eventually come to this: a Roman Catholic bishop says this whole thing with the pedophile priests and the child abuse and the coverup and everything else that is wrong with the church is the fault of the Jews. Because basically everything can be blamed on either the Jews or the Freemasons. At least he didn’t say it was the fault of that damn nigger secret-Muslim Obama, although Sarah Palin probably will at some point.
Wait! This just in…no, its not the Jews, it’s…the children! Oh those damnable altar boys looking oh-so-sexy in their little lace gowns. They were asking for it! Just like all those other rape victims!
Oops, I’ve just been handed another bulletin…well, at least this is good news…it is definitely NOT the Beatles! They were just nice young men who were a little misguided to think they were anywhere NEAR as big as Jesus. Although, if you ask me, that Ringo looks a little bit Jewish…
