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You Say You’re A Big Fat Loser? There’s An App For That.

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According to MSNBC, the average computer gamer is 35 years old, fat, and depressed. Well, I turned 46 years old yesterday, so I am way above average in at least one respect. Plus, I don’t live in my parents’ basement and I have had sex with a real, live woman (and have the offspring to prove it). Yep, WAAAY above average. Unlike this guy:

Or poor Dilbert:

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Truth be told, I don’t play games on my computer per se except for my unending obsession with Civ IV. Most of the time when I want to play a quick electronic game, I play something on my iPod Touch. Apple, which never really had any luck in the past making a gaming platform with their hardware, totally hit it out of the park with the iPhone line as a serious competitor in the handheld arena. The huge popularity of the iPod Touch last Christmas was in no small part due to parents buying it for kids, who promptly turned around and downloaded a veritable shitload of games from the iTunes store. I have 8-10 different games on mine that I regularly use to entertain myself in waiting rooms, food courts, during commercials, and other similar short windows of down time.

Gear Patrol.com, which is one of those “guy” websites that keeps us manly men up to date on what manly men should be doing when being extremely masculine, last week ran a Top 10 list of iPhone games, which was really like a Top 20 list because they included a runner-up in every category. I only have two of them, but I am a notorious metrosexual, and not nearly manly enough to pack all twenty. Still, there are a few on that list that I will probably download, although you might be surprised that I don’t plan to add “Civilization Revolutions”. Some other iPhone losers I know have badmouthed the performance of the game pretty hard, enough to make me feel like I’d rather not bother.

Get your fingers off your forehead already, you look foolish.

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You Just Need Longer Arms

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So, word is that this week Amazon is bringing out a new revision of the redesigned Kindle 2 that features a much larger LCD screen. (The photo at the top of the post is the Kindle 2 as it was originally introduced a couple of months ago)

I hadn’t thought of it before, but this Mental Floss post by link-blogger Miss Cellania points out that half of all Kindle sales are to people over the age of 50, and 70% are to people over the age of 40. Not exactly the demographic one might initially expect for the “e-book”. But she also gives a very plausible explanation for why: adjustable font sizes. The Kindle supports six type sizes, which makes it a breeze for people with aging eyes to adjust the print to whatever level they need to be able to read it comfortably.

But what about large-type books, you ask? That’s the other half of this argument. Large-type books, when they are even available for new titles, by necessity make for more pages and thus heavier and more cumbersome books. But the lightness and overall small form factor of the Kindle alleviates the aggravation of carrying around a great big book when you just want to read a little, not to mention the ability to store a number of books.

As it turns out, I know three people who own Kindles, and sure enough, all of them are over the age of 50. One is over the age of 80. They’re also all women, and I wonder if anyone has looked at gender breakdown in Kindle ownership yet, but for the moment we’ll consider that an unknown quantity. I know they all love their Kindles, but I haven’t heard or read any of them mention the eyesight issue; it may be that they’re not consciously basing their approval on that feature, or it may be that it really isn’t salient for them. My 84-year-old friend also stares at her computer screen using 9 and 10-point fonts all day and doesn’t seem to mind the tiny type. Nevertheless, it’s kind of hard to dismiss the eyesight factor when the demos skew so high to an older audience.

I’ll suggest another reason the Kindle appeals to older users: it’s a single-purpose device. Even though it’s very cool and hip and supposedly represents the beginning of the end of printed books, the Kindle is still just a book reader. (Oh, okay, you got me, it also displays newspapers, magazines, and some blogs, but still all you do with it is READ) My experience teaching older people how to use their computers has made it pretty clear to me that one of the things that flummoxes them about using computers is that they do too damn much. The technological mindset of people whose adulthood predates the computer age in a significant way revolves around gadgets and inventions that do one thing. My clients don’t want to learn how to do a lot of different things on their computers, they want to know how to do one task and to hell with the rest of it. The Kindle reassures people that technology can be safely marshalled into a single comprehensible task.

Don’t believe me? The same argument is frequently made about cell phones — even I prefer a cell phone that is just a phone to one that also has a camera, shows video, sends text messages, and plays MP3s. And how many VCRs never got used for anything but playback because it was too damn complicated to figure out how to record with one, or even how to set the clock? The elderly people I work with were middle-aged when the VCR landed in their laps, so they’re not unfamiliar with technology, they just prefer to do one thing at a time.

The larger screen on the Kindle 2 will increase the appeal to older consumers even more. More real estate means more words per page, even with bigger type sizes. Meanwhile, another feature addition – color – does not appear to have the same value. Last year, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos said he would “love to add color” to the Kindle, and last month Fujitsu brought out the first color e-book, but the $1300 price point on that reader can’t compete with the $299 price of the Kindle, which a lot of people think is too expensive as it is. Moreover, it’s hard to see the value in a color display if the primary purpose of the device is to render black text on a white background. Bringing color to the Kindle might very well signal a transformation of the device away from its single-purpose strong point into becoming a variation on the recently popular “netbook” PCs, which would almost assuredly chase away the people who have fallen in love with the device for what it is.

Right after the Kindle 2 came out in February, Amazon also quickly dispatched a Kindle book-reading app for the iPhone. The release caught people a bit by surprise, and even moreso when the app turned out to be a free download, but as the review at that link explains, the iPhone is no Kindle. The iPhone is much smaller than the Kindle overall, but especially in the screen dimensions. I downloaded the Kindle app when it came out and also bought a download of Richard Dawkins’ “The God Delusion” to try it out. On my iPod Touch, the screen size is so small that it repaginates the book into over 7000 pages (as compared to 416 pages in the hardcover edition). That’s a lot of page-flipping on my iTouch. The Kindle device renders the same number of pages as the hardcover. The Kindle may not let me check Facebook, play YouTube videos, or make pretend fart noises, but it does do a better job of simulating the book reading experience. Technology writer and prognosticator Steven Johnson recently wrote a piece in the Wall Street Journal speculating that the Kindle was the beginning of the end of reading as a solitary pastime. Part of his core argument is that the impulse-buy factor of owning a Kindle (a very real current phenomenon among Kindle owners) and the features available through Google’s Book Search, combined with the ubiquitous online presence of an iPhone will represent a “singularity” where anyone can look up and read anything anywhere at any time.

We will dismiss some of this as the breathless utopianism that futurists, technophiles, and web people frequently engage in. The pitfalls of DRM, the struggles of net neutrality, the uphill battle for municipal free WiFi, and a host of other economic interests will unquestionably prevent elements of Johnson’s vision from ever becoming a reality. Besides that, though, Johnson also engages in that peculiar delusion among people who are infatuated with gadgets that everybody WANTS a gadget that does everything:

But Amazon has already released a version of the Kindle software for reading its e-books on an iPhone, which is much more conducive to all manner of distraction. No doubt future iterations of the Kindle and other e-book readers will make it just as easy to jump online to check your 401(k) performance as it is now to buy a copy of “On Beauty.”

No thanks. I don’t WANT to check my stock portfolio, sports scores, headlines, AND read Baudelaire all on a tiny pocket-sized device. And, conversely, I don’t want to carry around something as big as a Kindle when I *do* want to check e-mail, find a cab, or play a quick game of Tetris in the doctor’s waiting room. This is why tablet PCs have been consistently unpopular and why netbooks are still only a hit among the geek crowd. The multitasking/convergence device crowd needs to take a breath and realize that they have to wait until the current over-40 crowd (basically the ass-end of the Baby Boom generation) is thoroughly kaput before these sort of profound cultural changes can be realized through technology, and by then all the oil will be gone and no one will be able to buy them anyway.

What does seem clear is that the Kindle did absolutely break the barrier that had destroyed every single e-book device before it. I still can’t explain that, because there were several e-book readers prior to Kindle that were technically and aesthetically superior, but if you throw enough shit against a wall, eventually some of it will start to stick. At this particuar juncture, though, I’d pay a lot less attention to people like Steven Johnson and a lot more attention to people like my 84-year-old friend who loves her first-gen Kindle to decide what the near-term prospects for e-books and reading might be.

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Linkapalooza – Media News

The more I use my iPod Touch, the more I am in love with it as the portable computer gizmo I have always wanted. At this point, I’d have to say I don’t feel the need to even think about looking at the increasing number of sub-notebooks and “netbooks” flooding the market. I might, however, step up to the bigger 32GB model that was recently introduced. There are only two things about it that really need to be addressed: the lack of ability to do cut-copy-paste operations, and the lack of a Flash plugin for the Safari browser. And it’s not just me; these are the two biggest complaints of just about every singly iPhone and iTouch user.

One looks like it’s about to be remedied: earlier this week Adobe announced that they had a Flash plugin all ready to go, just as soon as Apple would give its okay. There have been some valid technical reasons to hold off on allowing a Flash plugin, primarily the issue of memory resources, but there have also been some bogus (but typical) “you have to do things OUR way” foot-stamping fits of pique from Apple that were getting in the way. From the reports of the way Adobe casually mentioned the plugin, it seems likely that they’ve solved the memory issue, but not Apple’s stubborn approach to platform issues. Nevertheless, I think they’re likely to stop being petulant and let the plugin drop because Flash has become so used (indeed overused) as a primary website engine.

There’s no excuse for not having cut-copy-paste, though.

Oh, and could you Mozilla guys get off the stick and make some sort of Firefox browser for the iPhone. I realize Apple will NEVER allow a competing browser on the App Store, but we all know there are plenty of ways around that.

One of the coolest things about HDTV is how much dimensionality the higher-definition resolution brings to the images. Watching broadcast television on an HDTV, the difference between traditional NTSC and high-definition is stunning. It’s a crying shame that so much television programming continues to be shot in standard-def video even as more and more people are buying HDTV sets. Even with that increased dimensionality, though, there are still people who want nothing less than “real” 3D (which, of course, is pointless as long as you have a flat screen), and people are working on 3D imaging technology for HDTV monitors.

Engadget says that JVC Victor and the Japanese National Institute of Information and Communications Technology are working together to develop 3D imaging on a 72-inch display, and recently Philips demoed a 56-inch 3D display. Both systems work without the red-blue filter “glasses” that everybody remembers from old Hollywood 3D movies and those 3D posters you used to get in “Dynomite!” magazine. And that’s very good news for me personally; I have a big blind spot in the front of my left eye that makes it impossible for me to see 3D images using those red-blue glasses. There are other filter-based systems that do work for me (like these polarized filters), but they’ve always been far less common than the red-blue ones, and who wants to have to wear any kind of special glasses just to watch some television anyway?

Portable Peoplemeter

The Arbitron ratings service introduced little handheld versions of their infamous “people meters” earlier this year to be used for measuring radio audiences. It hasn’t been entirely welcome, especially from minority broadcasters, but it had a pretty successful test run last year and is now rolling out to all the major markets. Meanwhile, media mogul Mel Karmazin (and how do you like THAT alliteration?), who is the CEO of the newly-merged XM Sirius Satellite Radio, recently told AdAge that he wants to completely re-do the way radio ratings are collected and used so that his service can be included in the ratings…and, of course, to work in his favor in that regard. He’s not making a lot of headway, not the least because he admits he has “no idea” how to do that.

NBC pegged a lot of its hopes for raking in big bucks from the Beijing Olympics on its online offerings. People complained that the prime-time broadcast network coverage was too limited (and it was), but for people who watch video on their computers, laptops, and mobile phones the amount and scope of the coverage was practically limitless. You did, of course, have to pay for that content, and you did have to choke down Microsoft’s “Silverlight” media plugin, but after that you could watch all the fencing, synchronized swimming, and race walking you could stand. NewTeeVee.com reports that while 90% of the total viewership still came in via regular television, they managed 6.5 million viewers via WAP (mobile phones), 7.5 million on their primary website, and 6.7 million for video-on-demand (cable and Internet). In the end, though, NBC just barely made a profit on the Olympics — they spent around a billion dollars to cover the Olympics, and made just over a billion in profit. Heck, Michael Phelps can fart and make a billion dollars.

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Tech News Link Dump

The title says it all…

The science journal Nature reports that this company in nearby Concord, NH has announced that they were able to produce the largest single sheet made up completely of carbon nanotubes. The sheet, which measures about 2 meters in length and 1 meter wide and is about as thick as a sheet of paper, has almost half the breaking strength of a similar-sized sheet of aluminum. The company says that they expect to find markets in companies that make EMI shielding, electrical conductors, and thermal dissipating devices. There’s probably some future use for materials like this in the space program, I would imagine.

Meanwhile, this story in EETimes says that a California company has announced that they’ve perfected a manufacturing process to make catalytic nanoparticles that could be used in place of metals in hydrogen fuel cells and other things that use electrolysis to produce energy. They claim that due to the vastly increased surface area created by using millions of nanoparticles, the efficiency of the electrolysis can be improved to 85%, besting the Department of Energy’s 75% efficiency 2010 goal for hydrogen fuel cells, and holds the potential of reaching an unheardof 96% efficiency. Efficiency of energy production is critical in taking alternative fuel technologies beyond the experimental stage, and the relative inefficiency of standard electrolysis has been a serious stumbling block for hydrogen-based fuel cells.

I recently received an Apple iPod Touch as a present. On one hand, it’s a serious fun gadget to have; we took it with us on our recent trip to New York City and used the Google Map location feature to find our way around all over Manhattan (thanks to all the unsecured wireless networks people have in NYC), as well as looking up restaurants, bus schedules, and other points of interest. On the other hand, the limitations built into the iPhone/iTouch by Apple are sometimes infuriating (no Flash player, no Windows support, etc). I will undoubtedly go the route of “jailbreaking” my iTouch in the very near future so that I can make use of some of the third-party apps that work when you wrest control from Steverino’s icy clutches.

I read this morning that Apple says it won’t prevent VoIP applications from working on the iPhone/iTouch, which means that I should be able to install Skype or some Skype-like application and add the ability to make phone calls from my otherwise phone-less iTouch. I purposely did not want an iPhone because I wasn’t interested in having to sign on for a 2-year contract with AT&T (or to have to try getting it to work with some other provider), but if I can use Skype, I definitely would give that a go.

I also came across this post at OpenCulture that says that all incoming freshmen at Abilene Christian University in Texas this fall will receive either an iPhone or an iTouch and be able to use the school’s online services via the device to check food service accounts, class schedules, look up faculty/staff directory information and eventually even register for classes and purchase textbooks. They’ll also have access to podcasts of their lecture classes, be able to submit homework, and potentially even participate in class by submitting questions in writing (though I think this means the professors need to brush up on their IM-speak to be able to read the questions). While most colleges and universities have computer requirements these days, and many of them give their students a computer, this is certainly an interesting step up from those kinds of programs.

Remember the satellite that the Navy shot down a couple of weeks ago? Space expert James Oberg posted this article at MSNBC debunking some of the rumors that have already emerged about the shootdown and clearing up some other technical misconceptions that were widely mentioned in the MSM.

Lastly, Science Daily reported that researchers at the University of Alberta have found that humans have a gene that is capable of preventing HIV from assembling inside cells, effectively shutting down the disease. However, the gene is “turned off” by default in our DNA. They don’t expect to be able to turn that gene “on” (might I suggest some soft music, flowers, and dancing?), but they do hope to be able to develop drugs that mimic the effect of the gene and could indeed halt the progression of HIV. If you’re the sort who likes to read this stuff for yourself, the full report can be found here. (I read the abstract, but gave up after that)

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Ask And Ye Shall Receive (With Purchase Of Unlimited Minutes)

Garmin Nuviphone

Was it not just the other day that I was wishing and hoping for a handheld gadget that used GPS and cellphone-tower triangulation to tell you where you were?

I had not heard about this particular gadget until I ran across a post about it on Gadget Crunch this morning, but then, when I got to Engadget, not only did they have the announcement news, they even had first-hand photos of the thing as it was displayed at a trade show booth this week.

Side-by-side Nuviphone and iPhone

This picture from Engadget shows the Nuviphone (right) next to the iPhone.  Everybody and his brother has made some iPhone-like device in the last few months, but I have hopes that this will be a good one because it comes from one of the two Big Dogs in the GPS device space.

Lately, I’ve been giving some thought to getting the iTouch (or iPod Touch, as it’s officially known) as a pocket device for online connectivity in lieu of buying something like the Asus Eee sub-notebook.  Steverino’s MacWorld keynote last week really pushed me from idle consideration to serious thought, since the smaller iTouch is only a couple hundred bucks.  I’m not interested in being trapped as a Cingular…excuse me, AT&T phone customer, so I thought the iTouch would be preferrable to the iPhone itself.  But since the primary needs I think I have for such a device are Internet connectivity and street-level map-positioning, and not MP3 or movie watching, I would be more than willing to give the Nuviphone a more serious look once pricing and service plans are announced.

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