Tag Katie Couric

Sarah-cuda, My Ass

I have said this in a couple of other places, but it is nothing less than brilliant that the job of publicly eviscerating Sarah Palin has been given to Katie Couric. For starters, it instantly obviates the slightest charge of sexism, as Palin herself readily admitted. Secondly, since much of America still thinks of sweet little Katie Couric as “America’s Morning Sweetheart”, the frothing-at-the-mouth right-wing bloviators have a hard time making the claim that Palin is being picked on by Commie Pinko New York Liberal Media Elites. Thirdly, and best of all, Couric hasn’t had to even ask a difficult or controversial question; she’s lobbing big, fat puffy softballs, so nobody can say that she is taking advantage of Palin’s complete and utter lack of experience.

I know everybody and his brother is linking to yesterday’s clip, but it really has to be seen to be believed:

Despite the McCain campaign’s strenuous objections, tonight we are apparently going to be treated to her being unable to name any Supreme Court case other than Roe V. Wade.

And we’ve yet to even get to such topics as dinosaurs co-existing with human beings.

But now there’s a PR effort to make us think that she’s just lulling everybody’s senses and is somehow a brilliant debater who is going to slice and dice Joe Biden. She can’t answer questions about what newspapers she reads or what her running mate has done as a Senator, and somehow her ability to blow smoke out her ass is going to save her on Thursday night?

I have a five-spot that says by Monday morning next week she will be on her way back to Wasilla for good. Any takers?

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I’ll Try To Find You Some And I’ll Bring Them To You

Ohh. Emm. Gee.

As Jon Stewart said the other day, for those of who who have been living under a rock…CONGRATULATIONS We should all be so lucky right now.

Must have been a helluva day at CBS yesterday. Letterman sounded like he was going to walk down to the Evening News set and punch McCain in the snoot on live TV. But the real piece de resistance was Katie Couric’s interview with The Stupidest Woman In Alaska America.

Watch her seriously defend her “I can see Russia from my house” claim to foreign policy experience:

Then read the transcript of the slightly testy exchange over coming up with specific examples of John McCain’s non-existant record of fighting against deregulation:

Couric: You’ve said, quote, “John McCain will reform the way Wall Street does business.” Other than supporting stricter regulations of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac two years ago, can you give us any more example of his leading the charge for more oversight?

Palin: I think that the example that you just cited, with his warnings two years ago about Fannie and Freddie – that, that’s paramount. That’s more than a heck of a lot of other senators and representatives did for us.

Couric: But he’s been in Congress for 26 years. He’s been chairman of the powerful Commerce Committee. And he has almost always sided with less regulation, not more.

Palin: He’s also known as the maverick though, taking shots from his own party, and certainly taking shots from the other party. Trying to get people to understand what he’s been talking about – the need to reform government.

Couric: But can you give me any other concrete examples? Because I know you’ve said Barack Obama is a lot of talk and no action. Can you give me any other examples in his 26 years of John McCain truly taking a stand on this?

Palin: I can give you examples of things that John McCain has done, that has shown his foresight, his pragmatism, and his leadership abilities. And that is what America needs today.

Couric: I’m just going to ask you one more time – not to belabor the point. Specific examples in his 26 years of pushing for more regulation.

Palin: I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you.

She’s a complete moron! She’s not qualified to be Senior Class President, let alone Vice President of the United States, or even Governor of Alaska…a job she already has! Are people in Alaska in general so fucking stupid that they could choose this woman as competent to run their entire state? Or does it just not matter to them and they were glad to give the job to the babe with the nice rack?

John McCain is a disgrace, but this woman has no business in public life whatsoever. If you vote for these two people in November, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Linkapalooza – Miscellaneous

  • The “I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Does” Department — the annual RTNDA Edward R. Murrow Awards were recently announced and among the winners were CBS Evening News With Katie Couric for best national newscast and Boston’s WHDH (Channel 7, NBC) for its 11:00 p.m. newscast. Either the RTNDA has a great sense of humor or a very poor grasp of the term “Excellence In Journalism”….or standards have gone WAAAAAY downhill.
  • The “Did I Say That?” Department — Writing at 3QuarksDaily recently, Morgan Meis came clean and admitted his complete and utter hatred for journalist/author/trendspotter Malcolm Gladwell. Well, you can probably guess what happened next. Malcolm Gladwell heard about it and got in touch with him. A couple of days later, Meis had to eat a little crow and publicly apologize, proving once again you should never say anything about someone on the Internet that you wouldn’t say to that same person face-to-face (or under oath in a court of law).
  • The “One Man’s Terrorist Is Another Man’s Freedom Fighter” Department — The mainstream media pretty well underplayed the story that the Bush Administration celebrated Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday the other day by finally removing him from their list of Most Wanted Terrorists. So the questionto the Bushies is: what changed?
  • The “But How Are We Going To Put That On The Big Map?” Department — the recently-demised Saint Tim Russert usually gets the credit for popularizing the “Red State vs Blue State” meme with his live analysis (not to mention his little whiteboard) during the 2000 Presidential Election; even though all three major networks had been using red and blue to distinguish between the two political parties on their election coverage maps for years (NBC has been using their big light-up map since 1976), after that evening the red = Republican/blue= Democrat identification set itself in stone like the donkey and elephant symbols years before. Now, politcal pollster John Zogby has come up with a new metaphor to help keep us divided into two polarized, intractable camps: he says we should think of ourselves as either “Spring-Forward” voters or “Fall-Back” voters. While the clock metaphor is cute, what he’s saying is that some Americans have been able to prosper in spite of George Bush’s best attempts to destroy the economy (okay, that’s my editorializing) even in places that typically vote conservatively and these “Spring-Forwarders” may be far more amenable to a Democratic message this year than in elections past. Meanwhile, the people who have “fallen back” are more likely than ever to vote for the Republican triple-play of God, guns, and old white guys. So maybe the networks can come up with some kind of graphic of a clock set either to 11:00 or 1:00 depending on which group wins a state…or something…
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Follow-Ups

A few links related to some previous posts:

  • This Ars Technica story from last week sums up what should be pretty obvious to anyone who has followed the OLPC story — they’ve screwed the pooch. Last week it was announced that the XO laptop will use Windows XP as its OS instead of the custom-designed “Sugar” OS, but between the hardware problems and the difficulties OLPC has had trying to sell the laptops to governments, plus the defection of many key execs, Ars Technica is ready to pronounce the whole program a failure. They had more luck selling the laptops to leftie bo-bos than anyone who actually NEEDED them. Nicholas Negroponte soldiers on, but it doesn’t look good for the program.
  • I linked to Psiplex’s blog the other day and this post about the hard realities of cancer treatment. He followed up with this post about the encounters that he has had with health care professionals, almost all of which he says were extremely positive. That’s an encouraging message for anyone who might have to face extensive medical treatment. I know from my experience a few years ago that it can be a mixed bag and that the ones he calls “All-Business-Plus” really do make a huge difference.
  • In this post a couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that the union for radio and TV performers, AFTRA, was sitting down with the producers’ representatives, the AMPTP, to discuss contract terms. AMPTP walked out of earlier talks with the Screen Actors’ Guild, but industry experts believed that AMPTP would force AFTRA to take a bum deal, which would in turn bring SAG back to the table for a similar deal and avert an actors’ strike this summer. The AFTRA folks say that talks are not going especially well, and that negotiations could get long and difficult. Still no threat of a strike, but the contracts do expire June 6.
  • The Katie Couric Death Watch has not stopped for a moment. The CBS Evening News’ ratings have dropped to their lowest point in the entire 45-year history of the broadcast, and substitute anchor Bob Schieffer has signed a new long-term contract with CBS, postponing his previously-announced retirement. This New Yorker article by TV critic Nancy Franklin considers what went so horribly wrong at Black Rock.
  • Like a jillion other bloggers on the planet, I could hardly wait to post about the substitute teacher who was fired for “practicing wizardry” in Florida. Apparently some people who read the story decided to take it on themselves to call and harass members of the local school board as a result. Meanwhile, the superintendent released more details about the incident that revealed several other complaints about the substitute that he says led to the man’s dismissal AND the local TV station that broke the story admitted to playing up the “wizardry” angle as a hook for the story. And who started all of this? The substitute teacher himself, who called the TV station and offered his distorted version of events. This whole story offers a scary look at the reach of bloggers and how a badly-reported story can get out of hand quickly. There’s plenty of blame to spread around here, but everyone who overinflated this story, myself included, needs to own up to a little of it.
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And That’s The Way It Is

Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal broke a story that CBS and Katie Couric have started talking about the possibility that she would give up the anchor spot on the CBS Evening News after the 2008 elections. It’s not the first time this story has made the rounds, but this morning the story was being picked up by other media outlets and appears to have the stink of credibility to it.

The TV news industry blog TVNewser has been chiming in with insider dirt and industry speculation since the story broke yesterday. This post considers who the likely contenders are to take the anchor seat and gives the inside edge to Harry Smith, with Bob Schieffer as a possible dark-horse. This post considers the timing of the story in the wake of last week’s big round of layoffs at CBS O&O stations, many of which saw long-time anchors and other celebrity on-air talent get the axe (here in Boston, for example, WBZ fired sportscaster Bob Lobel, entertainment reported Joyce Kulhawic, and anchor Scott Wahle, all veterans). And this post talks about what might happen for Couric if she steps down — it’s practically a given that she would be made a regular on 60 Minutes, but there’s talk she could jump to CNN and replace Larry King.

CBS News is having a bad couple of weeks. Earlier in the week it was revealed that CBS was considering outsourcing some of its newsgathering operation to CNN, though they later very publicly backed away from that. Paying a mega-star anchor bajillions to host a dud newscast is very hard to justify when you’re firing staff and trying to outsource your basic news operation. Given the now-very-public discussions, it wouldn’t surprise me to see her bail even earlier than November from the nightly news, do 60 Minutes for a short face-saving amount of time, then leave CBS entirely.

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She Don’t Get No Respect

Katie Says Fuck You Keith!

A couple of weeks ago I posted about NBC making the decision to feature Keith Olbermann’s show on Sunday evenings, right before the Sunday Night Football broadcast. Though his ratings don’t exactly make the folks at 60 Minutes worry about their jobs, the show is doing well enough that Media Bistro reported last week that at least one observer has suggested that CBS consider stealing Olbermann away from NBC and using him to replace Katie Couric on the CBS Evening News.

Writing in “The Nation”, Marvin Kitman says that Olbermann’s Murrow-esque editorializing and his offbeat and irreverant style might be the right way to reinvent the evening news format in an age where young people get their news from comedy shows like “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report”.

Meanwhile, the New York Daily News reports that Miss USA Rachel Smith (no, not Miss South Carolina, the girl that actually won) says that she’d like to go into television news, but says “I just don’t want to end up like Katie Couric. I want people to take me seriously.”

I tell ya, that Katie, she don’t get no respect!

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Well, There Could Be An Anchor Job At CBS Open Soon…

The Detroit Free Press passes along a bit of gossip from Star Magazine: Meredith Viera is thinking about quitting the TODAY show.

That’s okay, because apparently Katie’s just chair-warming at CBS Evening News; rumors persist that she’ll leave that broadcast right after the 2008 elections.

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Katie Couric And The Number Five

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San Francisco Chronicle TV columnist Tim Goodman is one of the best in his line of work. I don’t read his column as regularly as I should, but I’ve just added his blog to my RSS feed list to stay on top of his stuff more.

Today’s column is particularly amusing, if for no other reason than imagining him dancing in tiny circles of glee like Ed Grimley over the news that Katie Couric finishes the TV season 5% behind where CBS News was last year before she took the anchor chair.

He’s not too enthralled with televised bingo, either.

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