Congratulations to the Maine Republican Party on completing the transition from Reality to Nutjobistan this week as the Teabaggers took full control of their party convention and imposed their bizarre list of demands onto the party’s official platform for the 2010 elections.
Among their demands:
- making atheism illegal
- an investigation of “collusion between government and industry in the global warming myth”
- reject the UN Treaty on Rights of The Child, the Law Of The Sea Treaty, and, while you’re at it, just abolish the whole damn UN
- “Discard political correctness, make public the declaration of war (Jihad), made against the US on 23 Feb 1998, and fight the war against the United States by radical Islam to win.”
- “Repeal and prohibit any participation in efforts to create a one world government.”
- “Return to the principles of Austrian Economics”
And the really scary thing: these people are probably going to win whatever they are running for in November. All that inbreeding and Allen’s Coffee Brandy have finally taken their toll.
