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Seventy-First Time’s The Charm!

Les, the Stupid Evil Bastard, had a brief check-in yesterday to see how the “True Bible Decoder” folks were doing with their apocalypse predictions. Big surprise! They’ve come up with yet another sure-fire date for The End Of The World As We Know It: Wednesday, June 10, 2009. That’s the day, they say, that the last non-Raptured person on Earth will die.

At least they are big enough to admit that they have been wrong the last 70 times that they’ve predicted the end of the world, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day, so this time they’re reallyreallyreally sure.

This time around they’ve got some company, too. This op-ed piece in the Manchester Guardian’s “Comment Is Free” column by editor Michael Tomasky points out that Republican mouthpiece Robert Novak claims that fundamentalist Republicans who can’t stand John McCain have “resigned themselves” to Barack Obama winning the election in November because it’s a sign that the Apocalypse is, in fact, about to arrive. Obama represents “a plague visited upon a sinful people” and is “what this country deserves”. And guess who is saying that to right-wing fundie audiences… Mike Huckabee! (Frankly, I wonder if he’s really a double-agent for Hillary)

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Second Coming

There’s been a lot of writing about the “cult-like” nature of the support for Barack Obama.

I stumbled across this Washington Post blogger who writes exclusively for them about religion and the presidential campaign, and his observation that you could easily mistake Barack Obama for Mike Huckabee if you read the transcripts of his speeches without knowing which candidate it was. Here’s an example:

Admit it, Secular America. If Mike Huckabee had said something like this on the campaign trail you’d be locking and loading faster than you could hum John Lennon’s lyric “Imagine all the people, Living life in peace”:

“And during the course of that sermon, I was introduced to someone named Jesus Christ. I learned that my sins could be redeemed and that if I placed my trust in Christ, He could set me on the path to eternal life.”

And you’d probably be thinking again of applying for Canadian citizenship — just ‘fess up: you were scouting properties in northern Manitoba back around Thanksgiving 2004 — if the former governor of Arkansas declaimed:

“And whenever I hear stories about Americans who feel like no one’s looking out for them, like they’ve been left behind, I’m reminded that God has a plan for his people. . . . But it’s a plan He’s left to us to fulfill.”

But these are not Huck’s words. They were, in fact, pronounced by Sen. Barack Obama. He delivered these remarks this past Friday to about 150 Latino Evangelical and Catholic clerics at the University of Texas at Brownsville.

The blogger, Jacques Berlinerblau, makes the argument that liberal Democrats, in particular secular liberal Democrats, are giving Obama a free pass on this stuff because they’re a bit too caught up in the cult-of-personality that the Obama campaign has built. That secular Democrats are too intent on winning the prize than they are on supporting a candidate who represents the goal of a faith-blind, secular, progressive society. In his follow-up post a couple of days later, he even has a counter-argument for the inevitable comments that there is somehow some qualitative difference between a Republican playing the religion card and a Democrat doing the exact same thing, reminding said secular liberal Democrats about their enraged response whenever a Republican does it. And he has them dead to rights.

I have a couple of my own observations to add. First, the mini-scandal about the Obama advisor who told some Canadian politicians not to worry about Obama’s anti-NAFTA speeches because they were “just for the campaign” (my quotes) reveals a side of Obama that doesn’t get a lot of play in the fawning press coverage: that in many ways Barack Obama is just as calculated and just as facile as Hillary Clinton, willing to say one thing and do another to achieve his objective. Indeed, this particular quality is almost universal among politicians, and Obama is just better at hiding it than Clinton. So, it might be a reasonable assumption that he is just saying things that religious Democrats and moderate Republicans want to hear, and really isn’t a Jesus freak. Also, because the Republicans (and, to some extent, the Clinton campaign) have already started with the whispering campaigns about him secretly being Muslim, it seems to me that perhaps Obama is “preaching it up” to fight off that particular smear.

Next observation: even though Obama is half-African, he doesn’t identify squarely with the traditional African-American political experience. A lot of black politicians complain that Obama isn’t “black enough” to suit them or their constituencies. But his own constituency as an Illinois state senator was from a district in the South Side of Chicago, and there’s no doubt he learned from the traditional black politicians there how to play to the black voters by emulating the preachers. So it’s also reasonable to believe that this is less about courting middle-class white voters than it is about making sure the black voters are comfortable with him by presenting himself as the next in line after Martin Luther King and Jesse Jackson, even though he’s really a buppie (or a bougie, as black urban professionals are sometimes called).

Thirdly: if this is all just for show, then you’d better watch out for this guy as yet another “Slick Willie”, able to turn the charm off and on as needed to get what he wants. If it isn’t for show, then you’d better watch out for this guy as “Huckobama”, as Berlinerblau calls him.

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Brains The Size Of A Nano-Tube

Science Daily reports that a new survey by a group at University of Wisconsin found that 70% of Americans consider nanotechnology research to be “morally objectionable”.  And it’s not because they’re too stupid to know the difference between nanotech and biotechnology research such as stem-cell work or cloning:

The moral qualms people of faith express about nanotechnology is not a question of ignorance of the technology, says Scheufele, explaining that survey respondents are well-informed about nanotechnology and its potential benefits.

“They still oppose it,” he says. “They are rejecting it based on religious beliefs. The issue isn’t about informing these people. They are informed.”

Time to go smack my head against the wall for a while.

There are valid reasons to have qualms about nanotechnology.  Many safety concerns remain unaddressed, and quite a bit is still not known about how the small scale of the chemical changes being made actually impacts the properties and behaviors of materials (although I did read recently that a new study shows that nanotubes are not toxic to mice).  But being opposed to this sort of research because your giant invisible grandpa wouldn’t like it is just plain stupid.

Our national tradition of anti-intellectualism is starting to get in the way of keeping things running.  Last week in Salon, Laura Miller wrote about Susan Jacoby’s new book “The Age Of American Unreason” and Jacoby’s claim that fundamentalist religion in the United States is directly responsible for what Jacoby calls “junk thought”, epitomized by the “intelligent design” debate.  Erich Vieth, posting at Dangerous Intersection, also writes about Jacoby, pointing out some factoids which should sound familiar to people reading here: 50% of Americans do not believe in evolution, 50% of Americans believe in ghosts, 15% of Americans do not know that the Earth revolves around the sun.

Stupidity and religious faith walk hand in hand.  We’ve got a Presidential candidate who will pray to end the budget deficit, schools that pray for good grades for their kids, people who believe in miracles, and a President who says God tells him to start wars.  I’ve had people ask me why I can’t just “live and let live” with regard to fundamentalists, and all I have to say is that it’s because these people imperil us all with their appalling combination of stupidity and willful ignorance.  I can’t write this sort of stuff off with a blithe “oh, ha ha, silly fundies” anymore because they are contributing directly to the rapid demise of not just social and political institutions but of enlightened civilization itself.  And they don’t care, because, in their world-view, they’re all going to fucking Disneyland when the Apocalypse comes.

You can’t make people who are willfully and deliberately opposed to knowledge and reason turn around and accept those things by sheer force of will.  I’ve mentioned Nietsche’s words before: “Faith means not wanting to know what is true.”  And consequently nothing will stop them, not even acceptance.  Maybe through resistance it might be possible to get the fence-sitters and the “live and let live” types to see the danger these people pose and convince them to take up the cause.

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What’s Your GDI?

 

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If you’ve got a few minutes and a sense of humor, you might want to find out what your God Delusion Index is.  A helpful hint: if you answer "yes" to Question #12, you might want to consider voting for Mike Huckabee if your state wasn’t involved in yesterday’s primaries.  Or seek professional help.

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Election News Link-Dump

Rudy Giuliani

The Republican party primary in South Carolina is on Saturday, as are both party primaries in Nevada, and I don’t blog on the weekends, so here are a few news links to keep up with the goings-on.

The Republicans have practically ignored Nevada because South Carolina has a much higher profile in the party. It’s the place where the losers from New Hampshire go to save their campaign, and where the winners go to nail down the other guys’ coffins. Josh Marshall says the most recent poll from Clemson University has John McCain and Mike Huckabee neck-and-neck, with a slight edge beyond the margin of error to McCain. That poll puts Rudy Giuliani (pictured above) at 3%, and over at Crooks And Liars they’re pointing out that Giuliani’s early leads in all of these pre-MegaTuesday races turned into humiliating defeats, and it’s happening again in South Carolina.

Since nobody else has campaigned in Nevada on the GOP side, the RuPaul…I mean, RON Paul campaign is hoping that they might actually pick up a win, since he’s the only candidate who has run TV ads or even visited Nevada.

On the Democratic side, the three major candidates are also in a statistical dead heat. The story of the week there has been the battle between Dennis Kucinich and MSNBC about including him in the televised debate the other evening. The progressive website Democracy Now! went so far as to edit a videotape of the debate and add in Kucinich’s responses to the questions — you can watch, listen to, or read the transcript of the edited debate.

Meanwhile, this story posted at The Progressive Review says that Michael Bloomberg’s candidacy doesn’t look very hopeful. They quote a WABC news story that says that polling in New York City itself, where he is fairly popular as mayor, has him finishing very poorly against ALL of the currently active candidates. In national polling, his name recognition is only at 75% among voters, he only gets an 11% favorability rating, and he only pulls in 13% in a putative three-way November race.

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Menaces, Real And Imagined

Since the Michigan primary yesterday was a bit of a sleeper event (at least on the Democratic side), I’ll forego the little link-dump sessions I’ve been doing and instead post a bit about a couple of candidates in particular: Dennis Kucinich and Mike Huckabee.

“I took a quiz and Dennis Kucinich and I agree on everything but gun control. I’m short. I’m a little funny lookin’. Where’s my tall, hot, redheaded wife?” — SF media blogger Brittney Gilbert

I’m sure you know that this is Kucinich’s second campaign for the Democratic nomination. Early on Kucinich was branded as a “weirdo” by the media, a reputation he may or may not have actually earned. His unconventional personal views and associations with people like Shirley MacLaine no doubt are responsible for most of the name-calling; this time around the press seem obsessed with his admission that he thinks he saw a UFO. Politically, however, Kucinich’s positions and actions put him squarely in the progressive camp, far more so than any of the major candidates, and in a campaign season where the buzzword is “change”, it is worth noting that all of the other Democratic candidates and some of the Republican ones now claim much of the same territory that Kucinich has had all along: anti-war, anti-PATRIOT Act, anti-torture, proposals for global warming, nuclear disarmament and dialogue with Iran, and so on. Only the unshakable media label as “weirdo” separates him from Obama, Clinton and Edwards.

Kucinich has emerged as a voice of conscience in the Democratic Party at a time when one is very badly needed. His bill to introduce the impeachment of Dick Cheney was turned into a political football in the fall, but has been resuscitated and pushed forward by others. While the Democratic Congressional leadership refuses to take action, his voice has been consistent and clear. Last week, after the outcome of the New Hampshire primary caught most pundits and pollsters by surprise and led to vocal accusations (primarily from the Ron Paul crowd) of vote tampering, Kucinich was the only candidate to call for a recount, not to boost his own support but to help maintain the integrity of the election and of American electoral politics in general. Also last week, after the Bush Administration’s ham-handed attempt to gin up a laughably bad video of a “conflict with Iranian speedboats” and Bush’s own absurd declaration that Iran is “the greatest threat to world peace”, Kucinich was the only candidate to denounce Bush for his saber-rattling and his exaggerations. But he had to actually go to court to argue that he should be included in last night’s debate in Las Vegas (he was denied), while Republican candidates like Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson, who are also only drawing single-digit support, continue to be treated as “major candidates” in what has obviously narrowed into a 3-way race.

Even though I had a little fun at Kucinich’s expense about his tall, hot, red-headed wife, I admire Dennis Kucinich. I cannot say with sincerity that he would be a good president, but I think more Americans are probably in agreement with his positions than they realize, and I think that the more successful candidates, particularly Barack Obama, need to listen to him and align themselves in his direction. It’s my intention to vote for Dennis Kucinich on MegaTuesday, even though I completely understand that come November I will be voting for the inevitable Clinton/Obama – Obama/Clinton ticket.

Meanwhile…

Mike Huckabee would like to amend the Constitution “to meet God’s standards”. He also took a little time off from campainging in New Hampshire to stand up in the pulpit and remind his fellow Christians that they are the “army of Christ” and need to be prepared to give up some relationships to serve God. He’s also likened homosexuality to the plague, told Fox News that God was responsible for his success in the Iowa caucuses, openly denounces evoluition, and is the only candidate who supports denying citizenship to children born in the United State of illegal immgrant parents.

Now, you tell me which one is the “weirdo”.

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The BKO News Briefing: Iowa Caucus Edition

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. North and South America and all the ships at sea! Here is the news!

The first two casualties of primary season emerged even before they’d cleaned up all the empty coffee cups and donut boxes from the caucus sites in Des Moines last night: Joe Biden and Chris Dodd have both given up the ghost, both having come up with no delegates out of the 45 that will eventually be selected to go to the DNC convention. Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel didn’t do any better, and Gravel issued a statement countering rumors that he would be dropping out as well. Bill Richardson got more votes than those four guys put together, but he also leaves Iowa with 0 delegates and moves on to New Hampshire.

Bill Richardson is a sad case. He is hands-down the single most qualified guy running for President out of all the candidates in both parties. He’s got more experience than Hillary and Obama combined in both domestic and international politics, has impeccable progressive credentials, comes from a Western state, has just enough Hispanic heritage to tap into that ethnic bloc, and hasn’t done anything embarrassing or distateful. THIS is the guy who really should be our next President, and he’s going to go home after next Tuesday, guaranteed. I really really hope that he ends up on the ticket as the VP nominee so that he might have a real shot at the White House down the road.

Josh Marshall’s analysis of the Republican side of things is dead-on. Huckabee is too far behind in NH to make any hay out of last night’s win, and so McCain is the most immediate beneficiary of the Iowa results. I think McCain is about to kick Romney’s ass and that the stage will thus be set for the Final Showdown between Huckabee and McCain on MegaTuesday. The fundie right-wingers have picked their guy, and now the whole thing is in the hands of “moderate” Republicans. Indeed, I think the entire election will come down to persuading the moderate Republicans not to abandon the party altogether, and McCain might be the party’s only hope. If Huckabee really pulls it off, the Republican party could split or consign itself to minority status for a long time to come.

Neatorama has all the background statistical information you might want to know about the relative importance of the Iowa and New Hampshire contests. It’s been political gospel for years that you had to win in New Hampshire to win the general election, and Neatorama’s numbers prove that to be true, even though neither Bill Clinton in 1992 nor George Bush in 2000 won the NH primary. Iowa was relatively unimportant until Jimmy Carter emerged out of nowhere there in 1976 and is still not a good statistical predictor of the final outcome.

Advertising Age reports that the total amount of spending for television advertising (broadcast and cable) in Iowa was just about $50 million. In 2004, only $9 million was spent, but Bush was running unopposed on the GOP side. Mitt Romney spent $10 million all by himself. So much for buying your way in, I guess.

I keep reading the line “the primaries are a marathon, not a sprint” or variations thereof, but that’s not even remotely true this year. The field will shrink to the top three candidates by Tuesday of next week, and then it’s slightly less than a month until MegaTuesday. It’s almost impossible for the race not to be firmly decided by the morning of February 6, barely a month after the Iowa caucuses. This article in The Nation talks about just how screwed up the primary calendar is this year and why the two parties need to figure out a way to fix it BEFORE the conventions this summer so that the 2012 primary season isn’t compressed into one single day. Believe me, as much as the idea of a single national primary appeals to some people, you really DON’T want to have the nomination process turned into a winner-take-all ballot. Oh, and remember how we were all so incensed about the Electoral College back in 2000 and demanded that it get fixed…only to have ABSOLUTELY ZIPPO happen in 2004? This article talks about the initiative to have all 50 states award their electoral votes to the winner of the popular election. Maryland has already adopted this process, Illinois and New Jersey are expected to do the same soon, and the initiative will be introduced in all 50 state legislatures this year. Never again would the candidate with the lower vote total be able to game the Electoral College into winning the election the way George Bush did in 2000.

Lastly, Alex Tabarrok at the economics blog Marginal Revolution posts about an ongoing study from the business school at University of Iowa which has been looking at the election as if it were a trading market, and the graph he includes tells the whole story: it’s the Democrats’ election to lose, regardless of who the nominees turn out to be.

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Shut The Huck Up

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” — Gandhi

One of my ongoing complaints about “Christians” in general is that so few of them seem to be willing to step up and call out the egregious behavior of the fundamentalist crowd that has come to dominate the religio-political debate in this country. So it’s encouraging to read a piece like this one by Reverend Welton Gaddy, the president of the Interfaith Alliance. In it, he takes Mike Huckabee to task for something that fundies do all too often: claim the direct intervention of God on their behalf. In this case, he’s chastising Huckabee for claiming that God is putting him ahead in the polls, but fundies love to claim that God or Jesus does everything from score the winning touchdown to pick winning lottery numbers to give them driving directions. (Gaddy also put Mitt Romney on notice after his “JFK speech” a few weeks ago)

Of course, Huckabee is following in the steps of George W. Bush, who has claimed that God tells him what to do as President — the Iraq War, for example, was apparently a direct order from God. Hey, Nixon used to talk to Abraham Lincoln , so I suppose we’re pretty comfortable with having delusional men in the Oval Office.

Talking directly to God doesn’t always seem to work out. Ask Pat Robertson, who has been communicating directly with God for years and years and routinely sharing the gist of his conversations with his fundie followers via his TV show. Or the Rapture folks, who tell us every year that this is THE year for sure.

It’s encouraging to see even a little reaction from “progressive” Christians like Dr. Gaddy, but there really needs to be so much more.

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Winning The Vote In Iowa

Not to say I told you so, but Mike Huckabee is en fuego and catching on in other states with large blocks of fundie Republicans just because of the attention he’s received this week. He’s deep in the pack in New Hampshire, so his attention is focused on a big win in Iowa.

This commercial is bound to go over big with the Hawkeyes, don’t you think?

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Huck Sucks

Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee is demonstrating why one should not pay attention any election poll conducted more than a couple of weeks out from the actual polling date; it appears that word is getting out to the Christian Right that he is their boy, and they’re lining up behind him in droves. Mark my words — if he wins in New Hampshire and/or Iowa, he will be the Republican nominee. If he shows a strong second, then it will be a fight between him and whoever wins in New Hampshire up to the MegaPrimary in February, and the rest of the Republicans can get out early and save a lot of money.

But for you fence-riding middle-of-the-roaders who don’t pay enough attention to what’s really going on, here are twelve reasons why you should NOT vote for Mike Huckabee from the aptly-named “Who Sucks”. Some of these got a lot of attention over the weekend as everybody dug out their oppo-research folders and started pumping the media with stories. A couple of them are going to aggravate the ChristoFascist crowd (the “Willie Horton Part II” issue and the “give illegals a driver’s license”), but, quite frankly, supporting putting AIDS patients in detention camps, putting Intelligent Design in schools, supporting torture and calling Islam “the greatest threat we have ever faced” is pretty mainstream for Republicans these days. If you’re a racist, sadistic, homophobic, reality-challenged moron, then this guy is for you.

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