The animal carcass that the media have dubbed “The Montauk Monster” has been identified by an honest-to-goodness zoologist (via), and it’s nothing more than a partially decomposed raccoon carcass. Note the comparison of the skulls in the composite photo below:
Any resemblance to monsters, hell-demons, or members of the Bush Administration is totally coincidental. You may carry on looking for Jesus in your breakfast cereal or whatever else you were doing.
