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I’m Holding Out For Chocolate-Chip Pancakes

The first major hurricane headed for New England in 20 years looks like it’s going to smack us up sometime late Sunday night. Considering the various snowpocalypses and snowmageddons we had this past winter, I’m more than a little over the giddy bullshit about the severe weather. And do not even get me started about the continuing media onslaught about the earthquake the other day. I don’t think anyone ought to minimize the possibility that the strong winds might do some damage — honestly, I am a little worried because the large trees in our front yard are already prone to losing big branches if the wind picks up — but I really feel that stockpiling water and clearing the supermarket shelves in my particular corner of the world is just plain asinine.

Web buddy Adam Gaffin has modified his now-famous French Toast Alert System that serves us so well in the winter for this latest episode. He’s got us at “Elevated”, which means everybody ought to be headed down to the Market Basket RIGHT NOW to buy the last few remaining loaves of bread and containers of eggs.

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Where’s The Earth-Shattering Kaboom?

I think most people have at least some knowledge about the massive caldera that lies underneath the surface of Yellowstone National Park. It’s one of those bits of infotrivia that gets trotted out by the media whenever they need to pad out some story about how we’re all dooooooomed. The caldera has indeed had several massive explosions over the millennia, though nothing for the last half a million years, give or take, which obviously must mean that we are due for one ANY MINUTE NOW. But, doomsday porn nothwithstanding, if it does erupt again, the area of devastation would indeed be staggering:

And that’s just the projected ashfall.

So, geologists and seismologists and volcanists, and every other rock geek imaginable has had something to say about the increase in surface uplift being caused by the caldera since it started getting significantly larger six or seven years ago. Where the surface uplift used to be just a few tenths of a centimeter per year, it has been as much as 7 centimeters a year in the past decade.

Not to worry, says Erik Klemetti at Big Think.com. He reports that despite the flogging from such sensationalist media outlets as the Daily Mail and Gawker, the growing consensus is that the activity from the caldera is sufficiently deep enough below the surface to not signify any immediate danger, and that an eruption in the near future would not be catastrophic.

So please go back to worrying about other more likely doomsday scenarios like the Palin-Bachmann 2012 Presidential campaign, or the new season of Jersey Shore. Thank you

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How To Create Terror

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You could strap a belt full of sticks of C4 and a detonator on your waist and blow yourself up on a crowded bus. Or, you could do what the London Metro Police have done: under the rubric of the so-called “Section 44″ anti-terror law, London police stopped and searched more than 170,000 people in 2008. Of those 170,000 stopped, only 65 were actually arrested under suspicion of terrorist activities. However, apparently nobody at New Scotland Yard, the Ministry of Justice, or the Home Office was able or willing to say if any of those 65 arrests resulted in convictions, which almost assuredly means that NONE of those 65 people were convicted of being terrorists.

A couple of years ago, I ranted a bit about the random bag searches that the MBTA police were conducting as an “anti-terrorism” measure, and what I said about the T cops then applies to the London police now. By abusing their powers for the sake of creating a good show of things, or by misapplying the law as a catch-all to deal with any situation that doesn’t neatly fit into a category of actual crime, not only do the London police diminish the value of actually looking for real terrorists, they are creating their own version of terror through the intimidation of the general public. The people of the U.K. do not have the same broad set of constituional protections of civil liberties that we have in the U.S. in the first place, and modern Britain seems particularly fond of an astonishingly high degree of state coercion in the lives of its citizens, from “ASBO” laws to the vast network of CCTV cameras constantly surveilling the public and now to capricious application of broadly-drawn “anti-terror” laws. About the only thing America still has over Britian in the brutality and opression race is throwing more people in prison.

During the 2008 election season, much of the overblown adoration for Barack Obama came from an assumption that immediately upon assuming office he would sweep away all the encroachments on American civil liberties that Bush (whom my daughter has dubbed “George Asscrack Bush”) and Cheney shoved through the Justice Department under the guise of “anti-terror” policy. As Glenn Greenwald pointed out in a recent Salon article, though, BarryO hasn’t exactly been in all that much hurry to undo things, and has even maintained the previous administration’s assertions for things like wiretapping anyone and everyone. That change we were supposed to believe in still hasn’t found its way off the campaign trail, I guess. What this particular bit of news out of London does, though, is act as a reminder on a couple of levels: first, it reminds us that our own civil liberties are not nearly as curtailed as they could be, which is a good thing. Second, it reminds us that the path from freedom-loving society to ham-fisted police state is a short one with only a few easily-abused justifications, and that even a velvet-covered fist is still a fist. Third, it should scare us all senseless that the transfer of power out of the hands of people committed to abusing it into the hands of people who promised to end that abuse not only hasn’t taken place but that the new administration seems to want to hang on to some of those powers. If you’re a nerd, let me give you the metaphor of Luke Skywalker and his robotic hand and his eventual temptation by the Emperor to destroy Darth Vader as the final push to the Dark Side. Even if you’re not a nerd, I’ll leave you with that thought and the suggestion that Britain is Anakin Skywalker.

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Swine Flu Scorecard

Oh, sorry. It’s politically incorrect to call it “Swine Flu” now. The right-wing wackjobs and the Israeli government have decided to call it the “Mexican Flu”, while the powerful National Pork Producers Council has forced the U.S. government to go with “H1N1″.

But I digress. I just wanted to offer a quick look at some handy statistics from the Centers For Disease Control to give us all a little more perspective.

As of the week ending April 18, there had been 55 deaths total nationwide in the previous three weeks from the standard seasonal influenza (All Type As and Type B combined). Somewhere around 25,000 cases of flu had been reported to medical authorities in that period.

Swine Flu: 109 confirmed cases, 1 death (that victim was actually a Mexican toddler brought to the U.S. for treatment, so to date NO mortality among cases in the U.S.)

Also, I note that the large number of deaths in Mexico that had originally been attributed to H1N1 has been substantially reduced to a confirmed number of 7 by the WHO.

If this sucker is going to kill everyone in the world, it’s going to have to make up for a lot of lost ground. The latest rumor being mongered is that the flu will fizzle for now, but come back with a vengeance next flu season. Which is, of course, exactly what the loonies have been saying about bird flu for the last five or six years. It’s always right around the corner, so you have to start panicking well in advance.

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Where’s The Earth-Shattering Kaboom? There’s Supposed To Be An Earth-Shattering Kaboom!

One more doomsday fetish down the drain, I see. Of course we’ve still got killer asteroids, bird flu, monster tsunamis, and a fourth judge on American Idol still waiting to destroy the world, so don’t give up the ship yet you fear-mongers.

The gang at Neatorama have wasted no time in cashing in on someone else’s success (a.k.a The American Way) by ginning up this “I Survived The LHC” logo and putting it on a t-shirt. It can be all yours for a mere $9.95 (plus shipping and handling). I’m a bit disappointed that the back doesn’t say “And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”, but chiggers can’t be boozers after all. I have to admit that I’m sorely tempted to buy one, except that they come from CafePress.com, who use inferior t-shirts.

What they’ll do with this huge thing a couple of years from now, I can’t quite figure out yet. Are they going to put it up for sale on Craig’s List? Try to sell it on eBay like Sarah Palin tried with the governor’s jet? Put it out on the curb for “large item pickup” day and hope someone drives by and takes it before the garbage men show up? Do they even HAVE large item pickup day in Switzerland?

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Feeding Frenzy

So have you gone out and stocked up on your 50-pound sacks of rice for the coming Rice Panic of 2008?

Why am I not surprised that the newsmedia are deliberately touting up this story to sound about a thousand times worse than it is? I will also not be surprised when, by this time next week, there really is a full-on panic about buying rice because too many morons half-understood a badly reported and overblown story.

Which is not to say that there isn’t a growing and incredibly serious problem with the food supply around the world, and that the early warning signs are coming from availability of staple grains. This story from The Economist turns a cold eye to the situation: the price of wheat rose 86% last year on the heels of a poor harvest globally, and the price of rice has risen 141% so far this year (and we’re only in Q2!). But the problem right now is not supply, it’s demand. The supply problem is still waiting for us a bit further down the road and has the potential to make things much much worse.

At Spiked, the British left-libertarian political magazine, editor Rob Lyons writes fairly harshly about a new report by a group of international relief agencies that recommends the increase in the number of small agricultural producers using non-industrial farming methods. The need for increased farm production over the next couple of decades is pretty much a given at this point, but his argument, echoed to some extent in the Economist piece, is that expecting small farmers to make up the difference in food production without resorting to industrial methods (GM crops, use of fertilizers, etc.) is too pollyanna-ish given the potential catastrophic situations we may face. Also, both articles recognize a reality that is going to be very hard to swallow for American and European politicians — reducing or eliminating farm subsidies in order to let the new realities of the market assert themselves. Without this sort of corrective move, small agricultural production in the poor nations, where the food will be needed the most, will continue to be undercut if not completely abandoned, only exacerbating the global problem.

As I pointed out recently, food shortages and resulting rioting ARE a reality in poorer countries right now and are only likely to grow worse. Costco limiting purchases of bags of rice 20 pounds and up is not likely to cause any sort of genuine shortage or any real need for panic buying in this country; anything that happens here will be fueled by stupidity and scare-mongering (both of which, sad to say, are very strong influences in our society). But we are not immune from the effects of the global food crisis. Mark Winne, a former food bank program director, has written a book about the “food gap” between the rich and poor in the United States, and recently wrote a post for the publisher’s blog, Beacon Broadside, that summarizes his main points about the increasing disparities. Mounting economic pressures on already-overextended families will manifest themselves in this “food gap”, and the threshhold that determines who is economically overextended will be pushed quite a bit higher to include people who today might still think of themselves as middle class.

As so often happens, I wonder how much could be done to offset these impending disasters with the $3 trillion we have wasted in Iraq, but I suppose that’s a question for another day.

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DOOMED!! WE’RE…..what? Really? Okay. NEVERMIND!!!

Remember H5N1? You know, the bird flu that was going to wipe out civilization three years ago? How the dead were going to be stacked like firewood in the streets? How the Western World was totally unprepared for the utter devastation that would be caused when 90% of us died from it in a matter of days? How we needed to DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, which the Bush Administration interpreted to mean stock up on a flu vaccine made by a company Donald Rumsfeld owned stock in, so at least ONE Republican would be sure to profit while all the rest of them were keeling over? OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Well, there are a LOT of dead birds…millions of them in fact. Wild birds killed by the flu throughout Asia and Europe, then millions more poultry livestock deliberately slaughtered in Southeast Asia, where the virus first emerged. But there really aren’t many dead people. The much-ballyhooed bird-to-human transmission of the disease simply hasn’t occurred.

There have been a total of about 340 human cases (and 212 deaths) since the virus first emerged, almost all of them limited to the parts of Southeast Asia where the poultry have been most affected and the people live among the livestock. Only one human-to-human transmission has been documented between a father and son with close contact to the birds. Now, the head of the World Organization For Animal Health has gone on record saying “oopsie”. The H5N1 virus is “extremely stable” and shows very little likelihood of interspecies transmission.

The panicmongers haven’t been too quick to pick this up, having moved on to other things that will surely cause the collapse of human civilization any second now. We still have the mortgage crisis, after all. (Just don’t tell them that the “vast number of foreclosures” is really only about 4% of American homeowners) And the rising sea levels. And killer meteorites. Something is BOUND to pay off.

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On The Plus Side, It DOES Demonstrate Evolution At Work

MRSA

Last week the news media latched on to the report that antibiotic-resistant staph infections are becoming a more serious health hazard, not just among immune-system-compromised patients in hospitals, but also among the general public. They teased this story over and over with the factoid that MRSA kills more people than AIDS, as if that meant something; about 18,000 people died from MRSA-related issues in 2006, and 15,000 people died of AIDS in 2005 (Note: PDF file), but over 29,000 people died from gun-related incidents in 2004, and over 650,000 people die each year from heart disease, so it’s not exactly a leading cause of death.

But facts never stood in the way of good old media fearmongering, so now the local news people are all over this like stink on shit. Last night, for example, our local TV stations reported somewhat breathlessly that one little girl in some Boston suburb has it, and an outbreak of impetigo at a local high school last week closed the whole school (impetigo is a staph infection and a classic childhood disease that spreads around schools a lot). Ooooh, are you scared yet?

If the media can wean themselves from the Tit of Terror for a few minutes, there are some valid points to be made. MRSA infections in hospitals ARE a big deal, and they are going to have a hell of a time developing workable protocols to minimize the problem while at the same time not enabling new resistance to develop. The use of the nearly toxic antibiotic Vancomycin to fight MRSA has already resulted in the emergence of VRSA (Vancomycin-Resistant Staph A.), which would be a far greater public health problem were it to become “communally acquired” the way MRSA is. The report about MRSA that buzzed the media last week was about the increasing prevalence of CA-MRSA, not the ongoing issue with MRSA in hospitals.

There is no doubt that you do not want to get an MRSA infection regardless of where it came from, and there’s also no doubt that if you DO get one it’s serious bad news. BUT, the risk to the public is not huge AND there are common-sense ways to minimize your risk that do not have to include building a clean room in your home. The New York Times has this short list of facts and tips about it in one of their blogs today. Most of the prevention tips for people revolve around basic hygiene: wash your hands with soap and hot water (but avoid anti-bactieral soaps containing triclosan), don’t pick your nose (MRSA lives in just about everyone’s nose), don’t share personal hygiene items like combs and toothbrushes, and use alcohol-based santizers to clean surfaces others have touched. You know — don’t be a disgusting pig and you won’t get sick.

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Something Else To Freak Out About, Film At Eleven

Wolf! Wolf!

I enjoyed this post by Nashville-area blogger Lindsay about the over-reliance of local news media on fearmongering (via Brittney Gilbert).

She has first-hand knowledge of the subject, having been an on-air television reporter for a number of years, and I have to say I am with her 100%. For a long time, these stories were more or less limited to sweeps periods — the teaser promos would draw people to the newscast for ratings, but the overall newscast wouldn’t be anywhere near such a fear-fest. But, especially since 9/11, the shift in tone of local newscasts to a steady diet of outrage, paranoia, “empty calorie” news (Hey, another moose in someone’s pool!), and daily reminders of things you have to be afraid of has gone way beyond the pale. Sadly, we invite it on ourselves to the extent that people will choose to watch prurient and sensational programming over more measured coverage, but the push-me-pull-you dynamic between viewers and broadcasters is a sort of mutually-assured-destruction scenario. Somebody needs to back down first, and that somebody is the local news media.

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Kill ‘Em All, Let God Sort ‘Em Out

Bullet-proof Backpacks

This is so wrong on so many levels I don’t even know where to begin.

These are backpacks lined with light-weight bulletproof sheeting so that your child can “use it as a shield” when some kid goes postal and starts shooting up their school. Yes, you read that right.

I really can’t decide if the guys who came up with this idea should be slapped for taking the fear-mongering up to 11, or if they should be slapped for trying to cash in on the fear-mongering. The only thing I know for sure is that these guys need to be slapped. Very, very hard. Preferrably with one of their backpacks.

I’m sorry to be in such a pissy, rant-y mood this morning, but have we all just plain gone nuts? Is there really no one left who can maintain the slightest, most tenuous grasp on reality? Obviously these people can’t, nor can their “thousands of customers”. I suppose it could be worse — they could have festive Halloween decorations on them.

Why just stop at a lead-lined backpack, I ask you. Why not dress your kid from head to toe in body armor and drive them to school in a tank? And while you’re at it, you could REALLY keep your kid safe by blowing up the school with your tank, killing all the other kids inside it as a pre-emptive strike so that none of them could ever hurt your kid on a shooting spree. Hell, fuck that, let’s just kill EVERY SINGLE CHILD IN AMERICA so none of them could ever use a gun to hurt somebody. That’s what we’re doing in Iraq, right? Killing them there so they can’t kill us here? It sure would save a lot of time if we just rounded up every child in America and executed them for their future crimes against humanity! That sure would stop all the school shootings. Sounds reasonable, doesn’t it?

Where’s this all going to end, I ask you? Where?

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