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If You See Jesus, You Must Be A Republican

(stolen from Jack Cluth)

What An Atheist Sees When He Looks At His Toast

Toast

TOAST!

And Now A Few Words From The Pontiff

1. Denying that the Holocaust ever happened is perfectly okay, as long as you say it in Latin.

2. Being a drug smuggler, on the other hand, will get you kicked out on your ass. But, don’t worry, because our secret tribunal really isn’t a torture chamber…any more…

3. Only His Holiness will determine which pieces of toast REALLY have pictures of Jesus on them, and which ones are fake. Plus, we want a 5% finder’s fee on anything you sell on eBay that even remotely looks like anyone.

4. Facebook is bad…really, really bad. But YouTube is where the action is, kids, so come watch my videos and vote them up-up-UP!

In Nomine Patri et Fili et Spiritu Sanctu, Amen.

Still A Proud Member Of The Reality-Based Community

Do you see the face of Jesus in this piece of toast?

Good. Neither do I. Just making sure.

Another Miracle!

Well, it’s about freaking time! At last an image of a piece of toast has magically appeared on Jesus Christ!

I wonder how much he’ll get for that on eBay.

Of Course It’s Not Jesus, That’s Not A Piece Of Toast

Slashfood reports that an enterprising individual is trying to sell this somewhat misshapen strawberry on eBay with the claim that it looks like the good ol’ U.S.A. The starting bid is a low, low 99 cents (plus $20 S+H)

No bids yet, even though he does promise to give a portion of his winnings to charity.

At least it’s not another Jesus or Virgin Mary sighting.

Personally, I think it looks more like Ninja Kirby:

My, What A Big Imagination You Have!

Potato Jesus

Does that look like Jesus to you? Really? REALLY?? (via)

It’s no Spud O’Christ, I’ll tell you that much.

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