Well, you knew it would eventually come to this: a Roman Catholic bishop says this whole thing with the pedophile priests and the child abuse and the coverup and everything else that is wrong with the church is the fault of the Jews. Because basically everything can be blamed on either the Jews or the Freemasons. At least he didn’t say it was the fault of that damn nigger secret-Muslim Obama, although Sarah Palin probably will at some point.
Wait! This just in…no, its not the Jews, it’s…the children! Oh those damnable altar boys looking oh-so-sexy in their little lace gowns. They were asking for it! Just like all those other rape victims!
Oops, I’ve just been handed another bulletin…well, at least this is good news…it is definitely NOT the Beatles! They were just nice young men who were a little misguided to think they were anywhere NEAR as big as Jesus. Although, if you ask me, that Ringo looks a little bit Jewish…
Dear Harvey, Pete, Barry, Kevin, and every other weathermonkey on Boston-area TV: Enough is enough. The fucking blizzard was THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO. It’s time to stop trotting out the same blurry videotape of cars stuck on Rt. 128 that is older than some of the people who are actually on your broadcast, just so we [...]
It’s going to be a long two months waiting for the iPad to actually ship so that all the tech bloggers and their hangers-on will stop writing so much speculative bullshit about iT and turn their attention iNstead to some other thing that’s going to Change Life As We Know iT. Since you cannot click [...]
Please, please, PUH-LEEZE stop talking about “What do we call the last decade?” Nobody could come up with an acceptable choice ten years ago, and nobody’s going to come up with one now. “Aughties” and “Naughties” are contrived and stupid, and so is the very idea that anything wraps up all nice and neatly into [...]
