Yes, Steak And A Blowjob Day was last month, and Father’s Day is TWO months away, but it’s never a bad time to be thinking about that special XY in your life.
Amazon UK offers this lovely and tasteful Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit, featuring everything the discerning gentilhomme needs to keep his meat and two veg well-coiffed, all for only £7.62 (about $12.45). Just don’t forget to remind your fella he shouldn’t put aftershave on his testicles after he shaves them.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar…but sometimes it’s also a pen. The famed Cohiba cigar from Cuba is recognized as one of the finest in the entire world. Sadly, “real” Cohibas, the kind that Fidel Castro enjoys, remain technically legally unavailable in the United States, although it’s possible to buy them online and in other countries. But you can buy this real-looking handmade enamel ballpoint pen that looks just like a Cohiba cigar and even has an authentic Cohiba band on it. Just don’t forget it’s a pen and try to light it up, mm’kay?
Okay, it’s not exactly Batman’s utility belt, but if your man is the type who can’t be without his tools, maybe he’d like a belt with a set of built-in screwdrivers. You might even be able to sneak this past the TSA if you play it cool when they give you the Freedom Grope.
As an Old School Geek, I have to say that I would seriously love to have this retro Commodore 64 PC. You might remember that a couple of years ago somebody bought the rights to the Commodore 64 name and their original plan was to slap the logo on a standard desktop tower. That plan fizzled, though, and instead they opted to squeeze the guts of a contemporary PC (1.8Ghz Intel Atom processor, 2-4GB RAM, NVIDIA graphics, etc.) into the classic latte-colored Golden Age Commodore case. The product was announced a year ago, but is finally available for reals. The fully-loaded model is $895, but you can downgrade some elements and save a few bucks if you want.
