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Call Something Paradise, Kiss It Goodbye

There has been great concern that overfishing of bluefin tuna has decimated the stock to the brink of extinction. Bluefin tuna is one of the most popular fish used in sushi making; maguro is a standard item on any sushi menu, and the more prized fatty loin part, called toro is sold at a premium price. The profitability of bluefin tuna is so high, in fact, that yesterday the United Nations Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species (CITES) succumbed to pressure from fishing industry lobbyists and chose not to ban bluefin exports, quite possibly condemning the species to extinction within the next couple of years.

Scott Bowen has a bit of a rant at True/Slant that I have to share more than a little agreement with:

So, who gets to kill the last bluefin tuna? The Japanese? Who will eat the last $5,000 slice — some Japanese billionaire, or some fat sashimi-sucking bastard in LA?

Who gets to shoot the last polar bear? A white Canadian, or a member of a First Nation? What will be the opening price in a bidding war for the pelt — $10 million?

It’s times like this, when I read news like that above, that I react with a sense of the ludicrous — as ludicrous as those delegates at that UN conference on endangered species who acted to endanger those species further — and I start to speculate that there just aren’t enough predators eating people.

The remark about the polar bears? Yeah, CITES chose not to ban the sale of polar bear products (pelts, primarily) either. But at least global warming will kill off all the polar bears before the hunters will, so we don’t have to feel quite so guilty about that.

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Funny, I Thought They Liked Blueberry Muffins

This English Russia post tells us that Russian sailors have noted that polar bears LOVE toast. Of course, anyone who has ever read Daniel Pinkwater’s charming series of Polar Bear Larry books KNOWS that polar bears love muffins, but toast is probably the best you can expect living on an ice flow in the Arctic, where there are few muffin bakeries. Of course, what the polar bears probably REALLY want for breakfast is Russian sailors. Polar bears are likely to be extinct in the wild within forty years due to loss of habitat, and all the toast in the world isn’t going to change that, I’m afraid.

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One…Two…Three…Four…Five…Uhhhhhh, Nine?

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Steve Crandall, who writes one of the “smart” blogs I read regularly called “tingilinde”, posted a factoid I had never heard before: polar bears can count to five…but that’s it. Polar bears are known to attack groups of hunters, but only if there are five or fewer in the group. More than that, and they will run away. It’s a well-known fact…at least among the locals in the Arctic areas where people and polar bears co-exist.

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Here’s a close-up of a polar bear’s paw, which has five toes. Eventually those bears are going to figure out how to use more than one paw to count.

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Larry, Is That You?

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Have a look at this post at Fogonazos. It’s about a resort in Canada where you can swim in a pool with real live polar bears. Some of the pictures are great.

Oh, yeah, there’s a 9-inch thick wall of unbreakable glass between the swimmers and the poalr bears. These people aren’t THAT stupid.

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