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Somewhere In East Germany, The Former Head Of The Stasi Weeps

i see it all

Proving once again that there is nothing that can’t be turned into a way to make a buck (or, in this case, a pound), a British company called Internet Eyes wants to launch a service where ordinary people are given access to the literally millions of CCTV feeds from all around the U.K. so that they can spend their time looking for people doing illegal things. The money is made by charging the people who own the closed-circuit cameras for this “service”, and the viewers are incented by a monthly £1000 prize given to the person who spots the most actual crimes being committed.

The U.K. winds hands-down for the sheer number of CCTV cameras installed all around the country, with the largest concentration being in London. You see a lot of different numbers bandied about, since there is no real accounting of them, but the consensus is that there are about 4.2 million cameras nationwide, and about 1.5 million of those in London alone. However, it turns out that the cameras do virtually nothing to prevent crime: of those 1.5 million cameras, about 10,000 are official police cameras, but a 2007 report showed that the rate of unsolved crimes in London hovered around 80% and that the cameras were not utilized in either preventing crime or solving cases.

This article in the September issue of Washington Monthly takes an in-depth look at the issue of CCTV monitoring in Britain. The author, Jamie Malanowski, found that the police look at the cameras less as a crime-fighting tool and more as yet another form of security theater — people, they say, are put at ease by the thought of the cameras watching over them, and that is more important than actually, you know, catching criminals and stuff. I think Malanowski too readily dismisses the potential for significant abuse with the argument that there’s no centralization of all these surveillance systems at the moment, because along comes this company who demonstrates EXACTLY how they can all be linked up through their business model, and even offers to “crowdsource” the necessary manpower to create a much more active and coordinated surveillance. Further, the recent revelation that CCTV cameras are being installed inside the homes of people who have been tagged with ASBOs seem to indicate a greater willingness on the part of local governments to use the threat of surveillance as a tool for manipulating behavior.

Jumping back over to our side of the pond, it turns out that the American city with the largest installation of CCTV cameras is Chicago. The Chicago Police have 1500 cameras, which is a drop in the bucket compared to London, but the linked article cites a U of I professor who says that the overall network of cameras is more like 15,000, which puts Chicago just about on par with London. Unlike Scotland Yard, however, the Chicago Police have a much more active program called (quite ominously) Operation Virtual Shield, and they claim that the network has “aided in thousands of arrests” (quote from WSJ article attributed to an unnamed, but official, Chicago Police spokesperson).

You can see where this is going. If the Internet Eyes program is the least bit successful in Britain, how long will it take for some Web 2.0 entrepreneur with a wad of VC cash to launch a similar thing in this country? And how easy would it be for a cash-strapped municipality like Chicago to turn over their surveillance system to a private enterprise? Now imagine the next phase, where the startup decides that they can take this to the next level by offering bigger and bigger cash prizes, and maybe even launching some viral marketing to promote the idea. Maybe even, say, staging bogus crimes to demonstrate the “effectiveness” of the service. Now, let’s say that really catches on big, and a year down the line a television or cable network buys in and starts producing a TV show featuring how ordinary people sitting at home are winning big money and “solving crimes”. How long do you think it would take before there was a CCTV camera in every imaginable corner of the United States, each one being watched ALL DAY by some teabagger-type self-proclaimed “vigilante” ratting out anyone and everyone he doesn’t like?

I give it about two years before that’s exactly what starts happening, just in time for the Republicans to pick it up and run with it as a “law-and-order” issue in the 2012 elections. And President Palin will be ALL OVER that shit, you betcha.

Who Strikes Fear In The Hearts Of Men?

In the Western Massachusetts town of Springfield, the local police chief was proud to announce that their Street Crime Unit would be adopting an all-black military-style uniform. Police sergeant John Delaney explained the move to the Springfield City Council, saying that “a sense of fear” had been missing from the special unit for several years.

Benito Mussolini smiles from his own personal corner of Hell.

Hey Officer Krupke, Krup You!

It’s an open secret that police officers have a well-entrenched system of “professional courtesy” — off-duty cops getting pulled over for speeding or other infractions being let off the hook by the on-duty cop who pulled them over. It’s blatantly illegal and unethical, and has a tendency to extend to family members of police officers if they have a “Fraternal Order of Police Officers” sticker in their car window, not to mention creating the sense that somehow the police are themselves above all the laws, not just speed limits. Nevertheless, as a system of petty corruption, it is so thoroughly integrated into the daily operation of police work that these police officers have actually organized a website to COMPLAIN about other cops who had the NERVE to give them a ticket, even after they flashed a badge. They even nominate these by-the-book cops for a “Dick of the Month” award (which, when you consider the assholish personalities of many cops in the first place, really is quite ironic).

Takes some nads to complain that your “brother officers” aren’t sufficiently corrupt to suit your inability to conform with the laws you’re supposed to uphold yourself, if you ask me. But here’s a new product that might be a little more effective than flashing your badge or putting your FOP sticker in the back window:

The Anti-Ticket Donut

It’s an Anti-Ticket Donut. Sealed in a can to keep it fresh and edible, this donut can sit in your glove compartment right next to your car registration, so that when a fellow cop pulls you over and starts writing you up, you can just offer him a Policeman Pastry to forget about the whole thing. Provided, of course, you can manage not to eat it yourself.

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