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Meanwhile in Finland…

They held their presidential election over the weekend. The Scandinavian countries have largely been spared from the financial chaos that threatens their southern neighbors, and Finland consistently rates right up there as one of the best places to live in the world, but the leading candidate after the first round is former finance minister Sauli Niinsto, who favors closer ties to the European Union. However, Niisto did not receive the needed 50% of the vote for an outright win, so he faces Green Party candidate and second-place finisher Pekka Haavisto in a runoff.

But this is just the icing on the proverbial cake: check out the election results from the first round of voting as displayed by the Finnish national television network YLE on their website. When the page finishes loading, click the button near the bottom that says “Sivakoikaa!”, and spend the next five minutes wishing that FOX News would do this for the Republican primaries.

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Why, Oh Why, Oh Why-O Would He Ever Leave Ohio?

This is a map of Ohio’s 10th Congressional District, which is the seat held by Representative Dennis Kucinich. Ohio is slated to lose two seats in the House following the 2010 Census, and since the Republicans control the state legislature, it was widely expected that Kucinich’s district would be one of the two eliminated. It seemed such a certainty that Kucinich was publicly considering moving from Ohio to the state of Washington in order to have a seat to run for. Last week, however, the state legislature unveiled its proposed redistricting, and OH-10 remains largely intact in that plan. Kucinich has now said that he intends to remain in Ohio and run for re-election in his district, however he will face a primary challenge from Representative Marcy Kaptur, whose district was impacted more than his.

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You Could Even Say It Blows

Since it seems the Theme of the Day is “Political Has-Beens”, let’s take that one step further. The Daily Mail didn’t need to hack anybody’s cell phone to report this story: Monica Lewinsky is living the life of a recluse in Southern California. Her efforts to start some sort of career have gone nowhere, and she isn’t terribly welcome even in her own social circles. The thing that grabbed me, though, is that somehow 17 years have gone by since that scandal. SEVENTEEN. Jeebus.

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A Two-Way Street

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Working Overtime These Days

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Meanwhile, In Afghanistan

And it has only taken ONE TRILLION DOLLARS!

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The Al Franken Decade, Part Deux

A couple of video clips of Senator Al Franken in recent committee hearings going mano-a-mano with The Forces of Evil over health care reform and warrantless wiretapping:

And when he’s not kicking ass and chewing gum (and he’s all out of gum!) in committee, Franken is doing things like authoring an amendment to the 2010 defense appropriations bill to punish Halliburton and its minions for the not-uncommon problem of sexual assault against their female employees by their male employees (an amendment, by the way, that 30 Republicans voted AGAINST).

The Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune looked at Franken’s first 100 days in office and decided that he’s been keeping a low profile, but it seems to me that by “low-profile” all they really mean is that he hasn’t done anything to give the Republican attack dogs something to chew on. The popularity of these video clips, spurred on by The Daily Show taking notice of them, suggests to me that Al is just getting warmed up. With Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi fighting over who has the wobbliest spine and Barack Obama still more concerned with his awesomeness than actually DOING anything, the progressives need a LOT more of Al Franken. The FIRST Al Franken Decade (known to most of us as “The 1980s”) really never caught fire the way that it should have. I’m thinking now’s the time to line up the 2010′s as the SECOND Al Franken Decade so we can boost his profile a little bit before finding a Democratic replacement for Barack Obama in 2012.

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Give ‘Em Hell, Alan

When the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we’ll stop telling the truth about them. — Adlai Stevenson

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Florida Deomcratic congressman Alan Grayson went from obscurity to being a darling of the Angry Left when he put up this sign during the House floor debate over the helath care reform bills. Given the spineless appeasement tactics of Obama, Pelosi, and Reid, it’s nice to see that there’s at least one Dem in Congress still in possession of his testicles.

Of course, the Republicans immediately turned their hate-spewing shit-spinning machine at him and started demanding an apology for his sign…after all, their guy had to apologize when he called the President of the United States a liar to his face in the middle of his address to Congress, so this is obviously equivalent…ahem. But he’s having none of it:

A year from now, and probably a good deal sooner, we’ll all have forgotten about this guy and about Joe Wilson the “You Lie” guy and all the other stuntmen in Congress. Unfortunately, we’ll also have forgotten about health care reform, since the insurance industry has made sure that both sides of the argument are well-paid enough that there will never be adequate affordable public health care options in this country. Maybe Obama can get the Nobel Prize for Medicine for doing nothing about that, too.

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We’re All Socialists Now

The Republican Party has spent the last 20 years transforming the word “liberal” into a slur and has been so successful that liberals themselves have struggled to find a replacement for that term. It seems that “progressive” has won out as the most commonly used substitute, although whenever I hear anybody use that term to describe their politics, I presume they are too spineless to own up to the real definition of liberal in the first place. John F. Kennedy’s timeless quote is the touchstone that I personally always look to when I want or need to define liberal to anyone:

“What do our opponents mean when they apply to us the label “Liberal?” If by “Liberal” they mean, as they want people to believe, someone who is soft in his policies abroad, who is against local government, and who is unconcerned with the taxpayer’s dollar, then the record of this party and its members demonstrate that we are not that kind of “Liberal.” But if by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a ‘Liberal.’”

It is possible to reclaim the word, of course. African-Americans have reclaimed a word that never had a positive connotation in the first place, “nigger”, and turned it into a subversive idea that throws the hatred of its original use back in the face of those who would use it and at the same time reframes it as an expression of solidarity. The transformation of the word “gay” is so complete that it has lost any of the negative connotations it was meant to convey and has simply become the standard term, but the gay community has similarly reclaimed the word “queer”.

Since the results of the 2008 election demonstrate a clear trend back toward liberalism, the Republicans have had to turn up the heat a little bit. The early actions of the Obama Administration to deal with the banking debacle found Republicans and other right-wingers trotting out the term “Socialist” to apply to the TARP bailout, and that worked so well in their echo chamber of madness, they’ve decided to run with it. The Republican Party has decided, against the objections of its own chairman Michael Steele, to refer to the Democratic Party as the “Democratic Socialist Party” in all of its official communication and in talking points for the media. According to that report, they are going so far as to convene a special meeting of the RNC next week to enact this resolution, making it official policy of the Republican Party, and also delivering a great big “Fuck you, nigger!” to Michael Steele in the process.

Calling Barack Obama, a thoroughly middle-of-the-road politician who shows no inclination toward anything resembling liberal politics, a “Socialist” was ridiculous in the first place. Applying that term to the entire Democratic Party, which, like the Republican Party, has so many corporate lobbyists up its ass that all they can see is the first guy’s shoes, transcends ridiculousness. But that’s the state of affairs in the GOP these days: “let’s take the most outrageously stupid thing we can do and do it harder.”

I’m sure you’ve probably read by now, though, that 20% of the American public now thinks socialism is probably a better idea than capitalism, and that among voters under 30 that shoots up to 33%. And, at the same time, the percentage of people willing to identify themselves as Republicans to a national pollster is down to around 20%. So maybe the Republicans could take a clue from those polls and jump on the Socialist bandwagon. If they did, they could double their numbers overnight!

Of course, they’d need to rebrand themselves a little bit. “Republican Socialist” just doesn’t have a ring to it, but Republicans like to paint themselves as the “defenders of the nation”, so maybe they could go with “National Socialists”. Hey! I think that works! Check it out:

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Real Democratic Socialism as embodied by the Socialist Party USA is quite a different beast entirely from the “free handouts to the rich and powerful” socialism that the Republicans are complaining about. You’d also have a very hard time pegging social democracy to the excesses of the Soviet state and its satellites. In practice, social democracy long ago became the norm in Western Europe and learned to play nice with the status quo, while establishing broad-based social welfare systems that have made people throughout the EU better educated, given then better medical care, and improved their standards of living to rival or exceed those of Americans. So maybe it’s a pretty good deal to be a Democratic Socialist. And if you can’t deal with being called a “Socialist”, I guess “liberal” is probably up for grabs again now that the Republicans have moved on from it.

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Times Four

Staggering.

Thanks, Jack

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