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Varmints

Apparently there’s a family of foxes living in my mother’s backyard. My brother Tim got some cute pictures of the kits. I don’t know if Billy The Exterminator makes house calls to Maine, but at the very least it’s time to call the local animal control officer. Having happy woodland creatures stop by for a visit is one thing, but when they move in for keeps it’s usually bad news for everyone, including the happy woodland creatures.

This is our neighborhood turkey. He has been in our yard a couple of times, but we see him all around our neighborhood. He usually appears when we’ve had rainy weather, so I’m a little surprised we haven’t seen him more recently. What always amazes me about wild turkeys is how completely unafraid they seem to be of people and/or cars. On the morning I took that picture, he walked right up in front of the car, and even as I slowly drove past him he showed no signs of fleeing.

On warm days, I often leave my car windows open when it is parked in our driveway, and Harry likes to climb into the car and nap there. One morning as Charlotte and I were leaving to take her to school, I caught him trying to sneak back out and got this photo. Since Maynard died, Harry has become an almost exclusively outdoor cat. He’ll even go outside in the pouring rain of his own volition. I had been calling him into the house at bedtime, but recently he started waking me up at 3:00 a.m. to let him back outside, so now I just leave him out.

Here’s a clip of a couple of morning news anchors in Michigan freaking out when a raccoon wandered into their studio through the open loading dock door:

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Useful Knowledge

Some assorted pieces of information that should prove to be very useful for you at some point:

  • Everybody sneezes, but the sound we make when we sneeze comes out somewhat differently depending on which language you speak. For example, speakers of German, who go “Hatschie!” into their hanky, might feel out of place in the Philippines, where they “Hatsing!”. So here is a list of some of the many different ways humans sneeze in their own languages, which should be invaluable for the world traveler. And here are several different ways to respond.
  • lebensraum
    When European settlers arrived in North America, one animal they had never seen before was the raccoon. Now, however, there are raccoons all over the place in Europe, especially in the forests of central Germany, where there are more than a million of the little road-pizzas-in-waiting. And guess who is responsible…that’s right.
  • Hey, you young hipster dudes! With all the attention being paid to how the ladies trim and style their pubes, isn’t it about time you did a little yourself. Well, Gillette sure thinks so, and they’ve produced this very helpful video to introduce you to the concept. As with the girls, they seem to prefer the gardening metaphors, but to be a bit blunt about it, word on the street is that shaving the pubes gives men an “extra visual inch”. Just remember not to splash on the ol’ Aqua Velva when you’re done, mm’kay?
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