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Oh, Yes, Talk Dirty To Me, Valerie!

Valerie Bertinelli cause a few eyebrows to be raised yesterday at a Ladies Home Journal event by talking about the Eliot Spitzer scandal. Advertising Age reports she called any woman who dates a married man a “whore” (except herself, that is…) and said she was more interested in health care than Eliot Spitzer’s dick. You’re making me so hot, Val!

Valerie’s going to have to clean up her dirty, dirty mouth though, because she’s just been hired to be the second banana for Rachael Ray’s talk show.

And if the rumors are true, she’s REALLY going to have to watch her language…the New York Post’s “Page Six” gossip column says that Rachael Ray is about to get her big ol’ ass handed to her because her ratings are so bad. But that’s not why Valerie will have to be careful how she uses that mouth. The story goes on to say that Ray might be replaced with Marie Osmond, for whom they have been trying to put together a talk show vehicle since she wow’ed ‘em on “Dancing With The Stars”, and those Mormons don’t cotton to potty-mouthin’.

So you save all that bad talk for me, Val, and I’ll bake you up a double batch of brownies just for you. Mrrrrrrrowwwwrrr!

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Is That A Backlash I Smell, Or Just Your Grande Latte?

Over at Universal Hub this morning, Adam pointed out that one Miss Rachael Ray is suddenly conspicuously absent from Dunkin Donuts’ advertising after there being much ballyhoo about her becoming their spokesperson. As Adam points out, if you cruise around the DD site, she’s nowhere to be found, and the latest round of television commercials have John Goodman’s voice-over talents.

Adam wondered if maybe the new ownership wasn’t too happy about published accounts of the Queen of the Food Network calling their coffee “shit” during a commercial shoot and staging a major temper tantrum until somebody brought her a latte from Starbucks, which she called “her” coffee.

Well, I sure can see where that might make the guys who write the paychecks a little unhappy. But there may be a much bigger backlash brewing (pardon the pun). Gossip website PerezHilton.com says that staffers are fleeing her magazine in droves because she is a complete bitch. There’s already a thriving “Rachael Ray Sucks” web community, so it was just a matter of time, really.

Meanwhile, I guess Rachael doesn’t really need to worry about where her next paycheck might come from, even if the ubiquitous Dunkie’s has booted her out on her ass. She just re-upped with the Food Network to continue ruining that cable network for a while, and recently Bridget and I saw bottles of her own branded extra-virgin olive oil at the supermarket.

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