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Hey Click And Clack, Cancel The Bake Sale!

Gawker took a moment yesterday to remind us that NPR and PBS got their normal funding after all. So I guess all those Facebook status messages really helped, right?

Among the factoids that were tossed around during all the huffing and puffing, the one I got the biggest kick out of was the revelation that Liberty University, the ultra-right indoctrination camp college founded by the late Jerry Falwell (and it makes me so happy to use the word “late”), receives even more money in federal aid than the CPB in the form of the various aid packages that students receive to pay to attend the school. Since it’s indirect, you can’t really take the money away from them specifically, except as the Republicans try to defund federal student aid in general, but that doesn’t seem to matter as much to them as gutting Medicare at the moment.

Another factoid I thought was interesting came from this Wall Street Journal article by NPR’s own Steve Inskeep, the co-host of Morning Edition. Righties like to portray NPR and PBS as prime examples of “liberal elitism”, but NPRs own audience research shows that a majority of NPR listeners self-identify as “conservative” or “middle-of-the-road” (which is like the people who make $250,000 who call themselves “middle-class” — they’re not). Inskeep argues that NPR makes a scrupulous effort to stay balanced, but part of “staying balanced” inevitably means pandering to both sides one way or another.

I stopped listening to NPR right around the time of the start of the Iraq War, and about the only things I watch on PBS anymore are “Independent Lens” and “POV” and perhaps the occasional episode of “Nova”, but I thought this critique of PBS by Michael Blim at 3Quarks Daily was pretty on the money. It actually borrows the conservative “liberal elite” argument but, since we can clearly see that it’s not so much liberal elitism as just elitism in general, the pandering to the wealthy donors is pretty broad-based. Needless to say, I am one of those Evil Lefties who actually agrees that public broadcasting should find a way to walk away from sucking on the government tit. Fast Company had a story on Tuesday about the launch of a centralized media buying network at NPR that would let member stations participate in national-level underwriting, hopefully giving some of the underfunded member stations a way to make up for the lost revenue should the Republicans ever actually go through with their threats.

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I Pledge Allegiance To The….Wait, What?

Jon Stewart isn’t sure, but he THINKS he’s heard these Republicans say some of these things before:

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There’s Crazy And Then There’s Teabagger Crazy

You have to see this video to believe it. It’s an actual Republican candidate for Congress in Delaware, the same state that recently chose über-wacko and Sara Palin-wannabe Christine O’Donnell to be their Republican candidate for Senate, telling a group of supporters that they should ask their liberal friends “why they are Nazis” because it was Adolf Hitler, not Thomas Jefferson, who coined the terms “separation of church and state”.

Can I just ask what the FUCK are people smoking in Delaware?

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It’s A Scientific FACT: Brainless Slime Molds Smarter Than Most Republicans!

Who is smarter? This common slime mold, or Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann? If you said the slime mold, you’re right!

This Discover science blog post by British science writer Ed Young explains how slime molds use a mesh of input from their component parts as they interact with the surrounding environment. Given a choice between two sources of food, a slime mold plasmodium will opt for the one that appears to be the best “value” for the organism, but if presented with three choices, the mold will opt for the middle-value food source, even if it previously rejected it in the earlier set of two choices. He explains this in terms of human behaviors by using the well-known phenomenon of restaurants putting very expensive wines on their wine lists to encourage people to buy bottles that have higher markups. This decision-making process of “comparative valuation” lets slime molds constantly evaluate and navigate their environment in a complex manner not unlike higher life forms, making decisions based on actual real-world, real-time information. That’s more than you can say for Bachmann and crew.

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Chicken

Well THIS makes me feel a whole lot better: the USDA has changed it’s standard for what percentage of chicken carcasses in a processing plant can test positive for salmonella. The new standard sets the limit at 7.5%. The previous limit, set in 1996, was…drumroll please…20%. Is it possible to be retroactively nauseated, because I think I am.

We’ve all got our hate on for the KFC Double-Down sandwich, right? I mean, could anything BE more disgusting and such a symbol of our gluttony? Well, this The Smart Set post by Greg Beato would kindly like you to remember that the Double Down doesn’t even qualify as an amuse bouche compared with the 12-egg omelets, truck-tire-diameter pancakes, and side-’o-beef burgers that Adam Richman finds in restaurants all over the country on Travel Channel’s “Man vs. Food” or the cheese-laden, deep-fried, gut-busting “off the hook” dishes Guy Fieri lauds on “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”.

And let’s not forget the health care reform idea touted by Nevada Republican Senatorial candidate Sue Lowden: paying your medical bills by bartering live chickens to your doctor in return for treatment. Who says Republicans aren’t just FULL of…ideas.

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Scientific Proof That Chimps Are Morally Superior To Republicans

Chimpanzees are the closest living relatives to humans in the animal kingdom, so much so that legal scholar Steven M. Wise wrote a book a decade ago arguing that chimps and other primates deserved to be granted legal rights.

Now, a new study about to be published in the journal Animal Behavior looks at how chimpanzees understand and prefer systems that promote a sense of fair play, which this post at Science Blogs by Eric Michael Johnson argues clearly demonstrates not only the advanced level of intelligence in chimps, but also their unambiguous moral superiority to the people who let America’s economy go down the toilet in favor of bullshit financial shenanigans.

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Dear Republicans…

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Thanks.

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Slimiest

Yesterday, the Republican leaders in the House all came out from the vote on the bailout bill and tried to blame the defeat on Nancy Pelosi for making partisan remarks at the last minute. You have to give them credit for trying, but that was more transparent than Saran Wrap. Well, here’s her speech. There’s no doubt that it wasn’t the best time to stand up and point fingers, but it’s not like she was making anything up out of thin air (like the people who pulled the figure of $700 billion out of their asses). It made the Republicans look incredibly petty and whiny at the worst possible time, and Barney Frank got in one of the best comeback zingers of all time (you’ll have to listen to Cenk Uygur for about a minute into that clip, but he makes a decent point too). By this morning, though, even the Republicans were willing to go on TV and say that her speech had nothing to do with it.

But Jeebus H. Tittyfucking Christ On A Pogo Stick, the partisanship has to end. There’s no doubt that the bill they brought to the floor was bad — even Pelosi and Frank were willing to say it was a stinker, but as the leadership of the House they had to make the effort. Voting the bill down was without a doubt the best thing that could have happened, because it lays bare the lie that the proposals from Paulson and the administration are anything short of plundering the wealth of the citizens of this country. When the far-right and the far-left (such as we define “right and left” in our political spectrum) wrap around so far that they touch and agree on an issue, then you have truly failed at whatever you were trying to achieve.

What went mostly unnoticed while the House was fighting over all this is that the Federal Reserve did an end-run around them anyway and pumped $630 billiion into the banking system. How did they do that? They borrowed money from the Bank of England, the Bank of Japan, and the European Central Bank. Well now that’s the thing to do when your entire banking system is failing due to unsustainable debt — borrow a little more money from someone else! So now all this cash goes into the system to ease the credit crunch, which is what we’ve been told for the last week was the whole point of the bailout in the first place. And guess what? The stock market is rebounding from yesterday’s big dump! (although the credit market remains locked up)

So the time is NOW to throw out the bill that Barney Frank had to bring to the floor yesterday. There is still a LOT of opposition to the idea of a bailout whatsoever, and with the Fed dumping all that cash to quiet things down, it only shows up the TARP as a ploy to let the banks off the hook and stick the public with the consequences. Below the fold, I give you the complete text of the New York Times Editorial Board’s remarks from this morning’s edition:

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Let’s Make A Deal

The bailout bill went down to defeat in the House of Representatives this afternoon, with the Republicans trying to pin the blame on Nancy Pelosi for making a speech that they say drove away Republican votes. It’s good to see that the Republicans still have the presence of mind to try to spin some political points out of the imminent meltdown of the world economy, but I scarcely think that Pelosi’s speech had anything to do with it. The Republicans are trying to have their cake and eat it too by voting down this bill. Their sudden insistence on “free market principles” was nowhere in sight as they bailed out Fannie MAE, Freddie MAC and AIG, but now they don’t want to be seen handing over the keys to the gate long after the horses have already left the barn. The fact that the general public is still about 3-to-1 AGAINST a bailout bill probably has a lot more to do with it. Even the Dems didn’t all vote for it, which I think is worth noticing. The leadership needed to pass a bill, so they took the least-terrible set of compromises they could come up with, but they still couldn’t get everyone on board. Dennis Kucinich, for example, voted against the bill. So did my Congressman, John Tierney Here’s the complete roll call.

It’s not hard to find a lot of well-qualified people who are ready to line up and say that the original Paulson bill was unacceptable, but even the “compromise” bill worked on over the weekend has seen nothing but tepid support. At this stage, not passing the first thing to hit the floor is probably the best thing that could happen. Another bill will have to push a little bit more, even if the Republican reluctance is a cynical ploy. The weak-willed and useless Democratic leadership should be looking for something more than an overnight solution, since they’re going to be the ones still in control of Congress after November. George Bush has achieved the one thing he set out to do: set the whole world on fire and then sneak out the back door to let someone else handle the hard part. Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, et.al. won’t have the luxury of walking away.

Last week I mentioned that Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders was calling for a completely different approach to this crisis, and now he’s elevated that call to the status of an actual petition. Sanders’ petition acknowledges what many of us believe will happen: the arrival of a significant depression to rival or exceed the scale of the Great Depression of the 1930s. And, borrowing from the way Franklin Roosevelt acted to alleviate some of the personal misery that befell so many people, Sanders’ proposal is simple, direct, and aimed at the average person, not the Wall Street arbitrageur whose portfolio shrank from $400 million to only $350 million. His proposal is thus:

1. Ensure that middle income and working families are not the ones who are paying for this bailout by
* Imposing a five-year, 10 percent surtax on income over $1 million a year for couples and over $500,000 for single taxpayers. That would raise more than $300 billion in revenue over five years;
* Ensuring that assets purchased from banks are realistically discounted so companies are not rewarded for their risky behavior and taxpayers can recover the amount they paid for them; and
* Requiring that taxpayers receive equity stakes in the bailed-out companies so that the taxpayers’ assumption of risk is rewarded when companies’ stock goes up.

Taken together these three provisions will substantially reduce the likelihood that this bailout will end up on the backs of average American taxpayers.

2. Include a major economic recovery package which puts Americans to work at decent wages. Among many other areas, we can create millions of jobs rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure and moving our country from fossil fuels to energy efficiency and sustainable energy. Further, we must protect our must vulnerable families from the very difficult times they are experiencing.

3. Repeal the disastrous de-regulatory legislation that facilitated this crisis.

4. End the danger posed by companies that are “too big to fail,” that is, companies whose failure would cause systemic harm to the U.S. economy. If a company is too big to fail, it is too big to exist. We need to determine which companies fall in this category and then break them up.

The first point addresses the reality that it is the rich who stand to benefit the most from any bailout plan. As a society, we must stop enabling the rich to steal again and again from the pockets of the middle class. There are many calling for a flat tax that would similarly place the burden of financial obligation on those who have benefitted the most and manage to contribute the least due to tax loopholes, legislation that favors the wealthy, and other systemic iniquities. I think the surtax described here, temporary and focused on the wealthiest, is a better idea.

But it is Sanders’ second point that needs the most support. Economic recovery WILL NOT HAPPEN by saving the fortunes of the wealthy. As a society we have to disabuse ourselves of the warped view that we have adopted toward the distribution of wealth. It may have worked for a few of decades after the Second World War, but since the 1980s the concentration of wealth into such a tiny percentage of the population has become pathological. We are going to pay the price for that as businesses start to go belly up over the next year or two, and we are not well-equipped to do so. The fedferal government can and should prepare for the mobilization of unemployed workers in a second New Deal that seeks to restore the infrastructure of the nation, reinvest Americans in their own communities, and create new structures for business in the future than are less dependent on the failed model of credit capitalism.

Sign the petition, but take it to the next step and communicate this to your congressional representatives, particularly if they voted for the bailout today. Congress CAN do something if they aren’t rushed by the Bushies to take any deal they can get. We need a good deal, a new deal to move forward.

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Rant And Rave

McGrumpy Doesn't Like You

Last time I looked up the word “hero”, it didn’t include getting shot down and captured by the enemy. That, I think, is more on the lines of the word “loser”. Nevertheless, the Republicans, many of whom didn’t think very much of John McCain prior to the convention this week, have changed their tunes and decided that he’s almost as big a hero as Chimpy McFlightsuit, who became a hero, you will recall, for managing to dodge the same war McCain got shot down in and spending all his weekends getting plastered.

But I am not the one who’s going to rant about this. Instead, let me point you to this post at the forums of Democratic Underground, a site not known for the temperance of its viewpoints regarding the righties in the first place. This particular poster recalls a figure who was the brunt of some pretty malicious smears and lies from the Republicans during the ’04 election: former Georgia senator Max Cleland. Cleland lost three limbs after picking up a live grenade that another soldier accidentally dropped. He acted to save other people at his own great sacrifice, and THAT is a much better definition of hero than anything the Republicans can muster up about their candidates.

If the Republicans aren’t very good at identifying real heroes, they are pretty good at spewing hate and belittling others, as the current brouhaha-du-jour about “community organizers” shows. Well-known technologist and writer Douglas Rushkoff posted about the rhetoric of hate and fear as he saw it manifested at the RNC.

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