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Tea For Two

Required reading:

This Vanity Fair profile of Sarah Palin by Michael Joseph Gross hit the web yesterday. Let’s hope it does for her career what the VF profile of General Stanley McChrystal did for his.

Jane Mayer’s profile of the Kochs, David and Charles, in The New Yorker a couple of weeks ago also helps to put a little sunlight on the monsters behind the Tea Party. If nothing else, it shows that Rupert Murdoch isn’t the only evil supervillian trying to take over the world. Now we just need a real-life James Bond to take these motherfuckers out.

Matt Taibbi is up to his usual snuff with a Rolling Stone post about the recent primary elections and the influence the Tea Party did and did not have on the outcome, and the insidious race-baiting of Murdoch’s FOX News.

Christopher Hitchens proves that he isn’t dead yet by giving the ol’ one-two to the Beckapalooza of last weekend. As infuriating as he is, we are going to sorely miss Hitch when he is gone. (If you’ve got the time, I also recommend this long video featuring interviews with teabaggers at the Beckapalooza for an up-close-and-personal look at the terminally stupid)

The always-funny “stupid customer” website Not Always Right.com had a little precautionary tale about what happens when teabaggers show up to vote.

And here’s a little history lesson about the origins of the Tea Party and its ilk:

Why Sarah Palin Will Never Run For President

Who needs to when there are job openings like this one that she is just PERFECT for!

Unclear On The Concept, Teabagger Edition

Sarah Palin and the Teabaggers were in town yesterday. According to most of the local media, the total crowd was about 5000-6000 people, about only half of which were actual teabaggers and the rest of whom were counter-protesters. This local blogger who posts at True/Slant says that the whole event was pretty lackluster, which is pretty much corroborated by this live-blog of the event. As is usually the case with these rallies, the huffing and puffing of FOX News and other rightie media outlets came nowhere near the reality on the ground.

This just in from the Department of the Screamingly Obvious: The New York Times did a little demographic polling of teabaggers and found that most of them are wealthy, well-educated, middle-aged white Republican men. Whodathunkit?!?!? This group’s agenda boils down to two issues: they don’t like paying taxes and they don’t like that secret-Muslim nigger socialist in the White House. Did anyone think this would play big with anyone other than angry rich racist geezers? The only thing that strikes me at all is the part about them being well-educated — just look at the signs. I guess it does prove how crappy education is in this country that even the “well-educated” can’t spell, but it doesn’t make me have a lot of confidence in the overall brainpower of these people.

Problem is, as a whole, the general public isn’t any more clued-in than these idiots. To wit:

You might have encountered this infographic last week. It’s from a poll conducted by The Economist and YouGov.com. Among other things, they asked people what they thought the government should reduce spending on as a way to reduce the budget deficit, and the Number One Answer was “foreign aid”. But as the graph below shows you, foreign aid makes up a teeny-tiny part of government spending:


(the blue bar shows the percentage of people who said “reduce this”, the red bar shows the percentage that item accounts for in the federal budget. link to original post).

Nobody wants Medicare or Social Security or veteran’s benefits cut, not even the Teabaggers. That kind of “socialism” is just fine and dandy with the “Don’t Tread On Me” crowd. So why is ANYONE paying attention to the Teabaggers at this point? Oh, that’s right…it’s because this greedy, racist, right-wing white guy has devoted an entire news organization to making sure that’s all they talk about.

Run For Your LIVES!!!!!

they're multiplying

HOLY CRAP! It’s cloning itself! They weren’t just kidding about 2012 being the End of the World! Watch out, Tina Fey, they’re coming for you first!

Eat One, Save One

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day here in the United States. Most Thanksgiving dinners feature a roast turkey as the main course, and all told Americans will consume approximately 675 million pounds of turkey tomorrow. Resultingly, approximately 900 million hours of tryptophan-induced post-dinner naps will occur sometime in between the conclusion of the meal and halftime of the Dallas Cowboys v. Seattle Seahawks game, waking up just in time to indulge in 479 million hours of insulin-induced diabetic comas from eating 366 million pumpkin pies.

Earlier today, George W. Bush got in a little practice before letting himself and his band of war criminals off the hook by pardoning not one, but TWO turkeys. Luckily the turkeys were named “Pumpkin” and “Pecan”, not “Dubya” and “Dick”, but I suspect he’ll get around to freeing those turkeys before January 20, too.

Poultry processing is a filthy, dangerous, cruel, and relentless thing, just perfect for the backdrop for an interview with Sarah Palin, or an episode of “Dirty Jobs”. If people really knew much about how that mutant hyper-breasted fowl got from the farm to their plate, they would probably never eat a drumstick or slice of breast meat again.

The animal protection group Farm Sanctuary in Watkins Glen, NY has been running a program called Adopt-A-Turkey since 1986 that lets you “sponsor” your very own rescued turkey living at the program’s farms in New York and California. The rescued turkeys live a life free from the harsh conditions of commercial poultry farming, and even get their own special vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner every year. You can even really “adopt” a turkey to take home and care for yourself…just don’t mention cranberry sauce around the bird when you get him home.

Pile-On Palin

Lately, the one and only news “commentator” who doesn’t come across like a total asshole is Campbell Brown.

Now, I despise Sarah Palin as much as the next person, but Brown has a point. The savagery with which the McCain campaign staff have been scapegoating Palin for Tuesday night’s loss really only serves to make those staffers look bad. Palin does a fine enough job of looking like the total ignoramus she is without any help from these people, but all the latest “behind-the-scenes revelations” only make the McCain people look even worse for having chosen her.

I, for one, would like to forget Sarah Palin. Let her go back to Alaska, return all the expensive duds, and get back to keeping an eye out on Vladimir Putin. The Republican Party shat its own bed and needs to clean it up themselves, not blame her.

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