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		<title>A Bulletin From The TSA</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Effective immediatley, snowglobes are hereby designated as Weapons of Mass Destruction. Anyone caught in possession of said WMDs will be detained and forcibly bathed with seized containers of shampoo and shower gel, which are also lethal in sizes larger than 3 ounces. On the other hand, you are now permitted to flee the country with [...]]]></description>
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<p>Effective immediatley, <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/travel/2010260025_websnow12.html">snowglobes are hereby designated as Weapons of Mass Destruction</a>.  Anyone caught in possession of said WMDs will be detained and forcibly bathed with seized containers of shampoo and shower gel, which are also lethal in sizes larger than 3 ounces.</p>
<p>On the other hand, <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/nov/11/rules-changed-after-paul-aide-detained-at-airport/">you are now permitted to flee the country with as much cash as you can stuff into every pocket, crevice, and bodily orifice</a> without being subject to search or seizure.</p>
<p>We remain confident that these random elements of intimidation will serve to delay your smooth and pleasant travel plans for the foreseeable future.  Have a nice day.</p>
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