This English Russia post tells us that Russian sailors have noted that polar bears LOVE toast. Of course, anyone who has ever read Daniel Pinkwater’s charming series of Polar Bear Larry books KNOWS that polar bears love muffins, but toast is probably the best you can expect living on an ice flow in the Arctic, where there are few muffin bakeries. Of course, what the polar bears probably REALLY want for breakfast is Russian sailors. Polar bears are likely to be extinct in the wild within forty years due to loss of habitat, and all the toast in the world isn’t going to change that, I’m afraid.
Dear Harvey, Pete, Barry, Kevin, and every other weathermonkey on Boston-area TV: Enough is enough. The fucking blizzard was THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO. It’s time to stop trotting out the same blurry videotape of cars stuck on Rt. 128 that is older than some of the people who are actually on your broadcast, [...]
It’s going to be a long two months waiting for the iPad to actually ship so that all the tech bloggers and their hangers-on will stop writing so much speculative bullshit about iT and turn their attention iNstead to some other thing that’s going to Change Life As We Know iT.
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Please, please, PUH-LEEZE stop talking about “What do we call the last decade?” Nobody could come up with an acceptable choice ten years ago, and nobody’s going to come up with one now. “Aughties” and “Naughties” are contrived and stupid, and so is the very idea that anything wraps up all nice and [...]
Thanks to Shelley for alerting me that last night’s edition of the local TV newsmagzine “Chronicle” featured Harvard Humanist Chaplain Greg Epstein, whom I blogged about recently in conjunction with the various atheist billboard campaigns around the country. I was busy helping Charlotte do her homework, so I didn’t watch the show, but WCVB’s [...]
