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Guess Who Else Wants Freedom From The British

The Scots, the Northern Irish, the Welsh, even the Cornish have all expressed a desire to have more autonomy from the United Kingdom in recent years. The announcement came this week that the Scottish referendum is now scheduled for the fall of 2014, but the Christian Science Monitor says that the latest group to be feeling its oats a bit is the English themselves. Public opinion in England proper is beginning to show a bit of resentment towards the other nations, particularly Scotland, for the amount of money the national government spends to support them, and a bit of old-fashioned John Bull-ism.

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Calling His MacBluff

Back in November I posted about the efforts to stage a referendum on independence for Scotland. Now, Prime Minister David Cameron is calling Scottish Premier Alex Salmond’s bluff by agreeing to a referendum…as long as it is held “sooner than later” and as long as it is a straight up-or-down vote on complete independence. This analysis by Guy Lodge in the British political magazine “Prospect” considers the risks both sides run by going ahead with the referendum. Lodge argues that Salmond has more to lose and that Cameron has triangulated the situation well, but the national government could find itself having less room to negotiate in any future devolution agreements.

The third option, called “devo max”, gives Scotland full financial responsibility, while retaining the national structure for most political/governmental institutions. This Guardian op-ed by Simon Jenkins states with little ambiguity why “devo max” is probably the best solution for both sides, and takes Cameron to task for not embracing what Jenkins sees as a pragmatic solution to devolution.

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Scotland Forever

Ever since the Scottish National Party became the majority in the Scottish Parliament several years ago, there’s been talk of holding a national referendum to vote on becoming fully independent from the United Kingdom, and this past May the government’s Secretary of State for Scotland said that the government would not block such a referendum, even though both the Conservative Party and the Liberal Democrat Party that make up the current government officially oppose Scottish independence (Labour does too, for that matter). It was more a public admission that the national government could not stop the Scottish Parliament than any sign of support.

Polling suggests that independence is not a lock: not quite one-third of the population supports it, with just about as many supporting remaining within the U.K. if more autonomy were granted. This recent article from The Awl by British journalist Jennifer O’Mahony explains some of the issues that Scotland and the rest of the U.K. would face should they actually part ways. Not surprisingly, the biggest one is finances: the U.K. government spends more per capita on the people in Scotland than in England. The U.K. might like to save that money, while the new leaders in Edinburgh would have to find a way to generate the revenue needed to continue programs and services.

Oh, and yes, they do have oil. So don’t be surprised when OUR government decides that wearing a kilt is a sure sign of being a terrorist and that we will have to invade Scotland AT ONCE to preserve our freedom.

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In Soviet Union, Time Tells YOU!

Next weekend we revert back from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time, but the Russian government decided earlier this year that they would stop going back and forth and would just stick with DST year-round so as to not “disrupt the cows”…or maybe to save effort changing all the clocks, they’re not quite sure.

It’s not as outlandish an idea as you might think. The government in the U.K. has proposed doing the same thing for a three-year trial period. Of course, the reasons given by H.M. Government — energy savings, reducing crime, etc. — are largely bullshit. You’ll recall we increased the length of DST several years ago by a few weeks on either end because, it was argued, we would save money on electricity, only to discover it was actually just the opposite.

In China, they not only do not bother with DST, they also did away with all those pesky time zones; the time across the country is whatever time it is in Beijing, regardless of where the sun might be in the sky. So, even though it is four hours earlier in Western Tibet than in Beijing by the position of the sun, all the clocks read the same.

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Sacrilege!

Most Americans aren’t familiar with HP Sauce, but I’ll bet there isn’t a Briton alive who hasn’t at one time or another used it. It’s a condiment sauce that’s somewhere in between ketchup and Worcestershire sauce: a little sweet, a little vinegary, brown in color. It’s a quintessential part of the traditional “fry-up” — the “full English” breakfast of eggs, beans, toast, sausage, bacon, and tomato. And for 116 years, the recipe for the original HP sauce has remained unchanged. But the Daily Telegraph reports that Heinz has reformulated the recipe to lower the amount of sodium to comply with the government’s health targets, and people in the U.K. are none-too-happy about it. It’s not unlike the backlash against Coca-Cola when they foisted “New Coke” on America back in the 1980s. Ironically, even though they’ve reduced the amount of sodium, the new formula actually has more carbohydrates because they’ve compensated with sweeteners, and so has more calories than it did before, too.

You can buy HP Sauce in the U.S., and I almost always have it on hand. I tried it for the first time probably five or six years ago after hearing so much about it from Brits on the various web communities where I hang out online. There are enough expat British and Irish people in this area that many supermarkets have a selection of British grocery products in their “Ethnic” food aisle, but even if you don’t have them in your grocery you can often find little specialty stores that sell British and/or Irish goods that will stock a few of the most popular food items from The Old Country. I am told by people who know better that the American formulation of HP Sauce is sweeter than the original in the first place, and it wouldn’t surprise me if the formula they’re switching to in the U.K. is just that. While I don’t indulge in fry-up breakfasts, I myself love HP Sauce on cold leftover pork or meatloaf. I guess since I’m used to a sweeter sauce in the first place, I won’t miss what I don’t know, but I can certainly empathize with the people in the U.K. who’ve had their breakfast ruined forever.

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I Say, Old Chap, There’s A Google On The Telly

It was just a month ago when last we looked in on Google TV and discovered that it was selling so poorly that returns were actually outnumbering sales. The failure of Logitech’s Google TV-based product “Revue” actually cost the CEO his job.

Now, when Google fucks up with one of their half-baked software ideas like Google Wave and Google Buzz, they usually give up and fold the tent, but this time they are picking up the tent and taking it somewhere else. To Merry Olde England, in fact, because, heaven knows, NOBODY in England has had a chance to read about this turkey on the Internet (or, as they spell it in Britain, the Intre-Net). As this Fast Company story from earlier this week says, many of the features that Google TV offers are already familiar to British television viewers who have participated in the several interactive television experiments that the BBC has engaged in, so they may not be impressed by the “enhancements”. Given the decided lack of enthusiasm on this side of the pond, I wouldn’t put all my quid on it doing any better in Blighty.

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The Ghost Of Hitler Is Laughing

The resurgence of the neofascist right in Europe seems to be headed straight for the presidential palaces all across the continent:

The BBC reports that an early poll in the upcoming French presidential elections shows National Front leader Marine LePen beating sitting president Nicolas Sarkozy by a small margin. The same poll also puts her ahead of the likely Socialist candidate, Martine Aubry. LePen is the daughter of Jean-Marie LePen, the long-time leader of the National Front. She inherited the leadership of the far right party last year and currently serves as a member of the European Parliament. Under her leadership, the National Front has curtailed some of its anti-Semitic rhetoric in favor of rallying against the new bogeyman of the Western world: Muslims.

Meanwhile, a recent opinion poll in the U.K. indicates that almost half of the population would support an anti-immigrant far right party if it toned down the thuggish, violent behavior of the British National Party. The BNP were humiliated in last year’s elections, losing 26 out of 28 of the local council seats they controlled, so it’s particularly striking that such a large portion of the British public would support a far-right party.

This Project Syndicate op-ed piece by Bard College political scientist Ian Buruma looks at the new face of the hard right in European politics and their likely continued electoral success. He argues that as the right-wing parties find their way into coalition governments, they will of necessity have to tone down their harsher rhetoric, but the shift in public opinion appears to be willing to meet them at least part of the way. If no Hitler looks to rise out of their advance, perhaps things will not spiral out of control, but factors like the flailing economies of a number of European countries don’t bode well for a smooth integration of right-wing extremists into governments.

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The Seven Assholes Of The World

Finally, something we’re still Number One at! This post at 3Quarks Daily by Adam Ash dissects the characteristic of national superiority that defines a handful of nations — China, France, Germany, Israel, Japan, the U.K., and, of course, the U.S. — and wonders if the world wouldn’t be a much better place if they gave up their over-inflated self-importance. Frankly, it’s a nice breath of fresh air for a piece like this to acknowledge that we Americans are not the only ones who cannot see beyond our own noses; the Big Three European powers certainly have had their moments, and certainly the xenophobia-cum-racism of both Chinese and Japanese exceptionalism rate high on the scale of general assholery.

For me, the money quote is this section where he talks about how America reacted (and is still reacting) to 9/11:

What in fact did we do after 9/11? Instead of taking the moral high ground, a pedestal upon which we were suddenly thrust by the rest of the world — in Iran they held candle-lit vigils for us, Le Monde thundered “We are all New Yorkers now” — we sunk lower than sharkshit into the deepest assholumbra of assholectonomy. Instead of using our elevated moral position to examine ourselves, and come up with a measured look at ourselves and a suddenly changed world, and to render a semi-mature judgment about what had happened and how a civilized nation should respond, instead of thinking and weighing and reasoning the whole thing out among ourselves like the democracy we’re supposed to be, instead of stepping up like adults, we behaved like a child who stubs his toe and hits the smaller kid next to him for relief. We did not rise to the occasion. We did not even stoop to it.

It brought out the demon in us which, heart-breakingly, might be what we really are.

Definitely worth keeping in mind this week as we all sit glued to our television sets watching most of these World Assholes duke it out through the proxy of men and women in oddly-colored skintight superhero suits and goofy helmets.

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

I guess the Serbs didn’t take the news of Kosovo’s “supervised independence” all that well, eh?

The Venn diagram above is one that’s been going around the web recently. It purports to explain the overlapping and intersecting identifications of people and places in the United Kingdom — for example, how you can be a Scotsman and a Briton at the same time. When Americans call people “British” they generally mean “English”, but while all Englishmen are British, not all Britons are Englishmen. Get it? Devolution is a big deal in the United Kingdom these days, as we’ve discussed here before. This recent article in The Guardian by journalist Iain McWhirter goes so far as to assert that the dissolution of the U.K. back into its constituent parts is now “inevitable”. The success of the SNP in wresting away political authority from Westminster is serving as a model for similar actions in Wales and Northern Ireland, and McWhirter argues that perhaps the best that London can hope for is some sort of federal system.

In the 1990s, the Soviet Union fell apart without a lot of effort once the Communist Party lost control in Moscow. While Russia and Byelorussia eventually kissed and made up, the rest of the nations that re-asserted themselves as independent states have moved on. Some, most notably the Baltic trio of Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia, quickly re-aligned with the West. Others simply replaced the brutal Soviet government with their own brutal dictatorships, and even the “Orange Revolution” in Ukraine has not completely reformed that country’s government. The tiny country of Georgia was one of the first to shed the Soviet yoke, but they have struggled with Russia for years because Georgia controls access to valuable ports and oil. Now the Georgian government has to deal with a breakaway minority of its own — Abkhazia (via). Abkhazia borders on the Black Sea, which is why the Russian government has kept a hand in this particular conflict. As the linked article states, the Kosovo declaration puts Georgia and the EU in a tough spot with regard to recognizing Abkhazia.

You may or may not recall this from late last year: the Native American tribes that collective are known as the Lakota have declared their independence from the United States and renounced all U.S. claims to their territory, which covers portions of North and South Dakota, Nebraska, Wyoming, and Montana. As with the situations in Kosovo and Abkhazia, the stakes of other nations recognizing the validity of this claim to nationhood are pretty high but have been so low-balled by the U.S. government as to be almost meaningless.

But the Lakota are not the only ones talking about declaring independence. There’s an active secession movement in Vermont. Vermont was briefly an independent republic prior to becoming a state, and so the secessionists would call their country the “Second Vermont Republic”. That article also mentions in passing some secessionist groups in the Pacific Northwest, Texas (big surprise), and even California. And those are the ones who AREN’T the loonie gun-toting wackjobs!

The, of course, there’s that whole Red State Vs. Blue State thing:

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They Stamp Them When They’re Small

Property Of The Zoo

The BBC reports that it’s time once again for the annual zoo census at all zoos in the United Kingdom. The “stock-take” is a legal requirement for zoo licensing. The curator of the insect exhibit at the London Zoo says that he’s lucky that the law allows him to count some of the bugs, like their colony of leaf-cutter ants, as a single unit, although the bigger bugs have to be counted individually.

Still no explanation offered for why there was a penguin on the back of the television.

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