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The Four…TWO Seasons

For the last couple of weeks, our weather here in Eastern Massachusetts has veered back and forth between temperatures in the 50s and the 80s, sometimes even on the same day. Back in March, we were hit with a trio of huge rain storms that caused “100-year” flooding, but which would have been paralyzing blizzards had the traditional colder temperatures of that time of year been in effect. Those of us who suffer from tree pollen allergies can attest that allergy season this year started early and has gone hard.

But, of course, as the Republicans of Maine point out, global climate change is nothing but a conspiracy of government and big business.

This article in The Economist by John Parker considers the blurring of the transitions between the four seasons as the entire globe gets and stays warmer and how it shows itself especially in the tropical climates, where seasonal variation was even more pronounced than here in the north and is felt even more strongly in its disruption of natural cycles in agriculture and among the flora and fauna.

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Don Kent

The Boston Globe reports that long-time Boston television weatherman Don Kent has passed away.

For some thirty years, when New Englanders wanted to know what the weather forecast was, the ultimate voice of authority was WBZ’s Don Kent. Though he was not trained as a meteorologist, Kent was a self-taught weather expert and brought professionalism to a job that, as local television news became more and more formulaic in the 1970s, was so often used as “comic relief” or as an excuse to put a pretty girl in a tight dress on screen for five minutes to point at a map. Kent didn’t do goofy shtick, wear loud suits, or make happy talk. People knew that they could watch him on TV or listen to him on the radio and get a reliable forecast. These days, television weather forecasts dazzle with technology, though they over-sensationalize severe weather situations, but the model of using knowledgeable forecasters is a direct legacy of Don Kent’s career.

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Observe The Snow, It Fornicates

Dear Harvey, Pete, Barry, Kevin, and every other weathermonkey on Boston-area TV: Enough is enough. The fucking blizzard was THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO. It’s time to stop trotting out the same blurry videotape of cars stuck on Rt. 128 that is older than some of the people who are actually on your broadcast, just so we can remember what Harvey looked like with hair. We’re having a slightly-below-average snowfall so far this winter, including the “Snore-easter” that missed us a couple of weeks ago, so any mention of the Blizzard of 78 this season is totally gratuitous anyway. It’s time to relegate the legend to wherever things like Harvey’s hair have gone to its reward.

And to Bob Costas, Al Michaels, Dick Ebersol, and pretty much everyone else who works at NBC: the same goes for the motherfucking “Miracle On Ice”. It’s one thing for Mike Eruzione to make his entire career milking it to death, and maybe even Al gets a free pass for putting it on his resume, but otherwise STFU. There will never be another “miracle” hockey team because the whole Olympic hockey competition is basically an NHL round-robin tournament, so let’s agree it was an amazing upset moment, like 1969 was for the Mets> and the Jets, and move on to more exciting things like those smokin’ hot curling chicks.

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A (Maple) Tree Grows In Brooklyn

Tomorrow is Groundhog Day, which marks the half-way point of winter in the Northern Hemisphere. The days are already noticeably longer, but the cold weather has been hanging on with unusual tenacity this year, and so all eyes turn to Punxsutawney Phil to tell us if the weather will cut us a break or if we are destined to grind on with the bitter winds and biting temperatures. Because it’s still so cold, the maple syrup producers in New England are undoubtedly hoping Phil will not see his shadow — they are usually getting geared up in February for their production season in March, but when the weather stays cold, the sap doesn’t flow much.

I guess conditions are a bit milder in the New York City area, because here’s a first-hand account in the NYT from a woman who got to help out with a small sugaring operation right in the heart of Brooklyn. And by “small operation” I mean one sugar maple in some guy’s backyard, but they still do the whole thing with the taps and plastic tubing and buckets just like the farmers in Maine and Vermont. She got two gallons of sap for her efforts and then set up her own evaporator station in her kitchen to boil it down into Grade A syrup. You need 10 gallons of sap for 1 quart of syrup, so she didn’t get much finished product, but the very idea of boiling your own maple syrup on your stove seems like it would be a kick.

Here’s a clip from my favorite TV show, Dirty Jobs, where Mike Rowe, the host, helps a maple syrup farmer tap his trees, to help you get a sense of what the job is like. You can do it in your own backyard, too, if you have a sugar maple tree. This webpage has a video that tells you how to distinguish a sugar maple from other maple trees (which do not produce edible sap), since sugar maples are not as common in settled urban areas as Norway maples.

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Because Road Runners Live In The Desert, Silly

So, the other day, my friend Karan said she thought the picture of the frozen coyote was a set-up, but here’s a picture of a caribou that also froze to death where it stood, so I’m not so sure about poor old Chill E.

P.S. I am thinking about spinning off the funny pictures into their own subsection of this site, or maybe even into a stand-alone blog. WDYT?

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Looks Like His ACME Thermal Underwear Failed

Here’s Wile E. Coyote’s unfortunate cousin Chill E., who froze to death in his tracks when the temperature dropped to -28 °F. And you thought YOU were cold!

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In Soviet Russia, Slanket Wears YOU!

This cold snap is taking its toll all over the Northern Hemisphere, but Russians, who are used to severe winters, really know how to bundle up!

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And I Thought It Was Cold HERE!

Earlier in the week, NASA offered this satellite photo of Great Britain, showing the entire island covered in ice and snow. Must be a bitch to shovel all that, too.

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You Are A Special Snowflake

Seems like it’s one of those winters where we’re going to get a big snowstorm pretty much every weekend. We got lucky over Christmas weekend that the temps got warm enough to make it rain instead, washing away all of the previous weekend’s snow in the process, but the three-day snow event that started New Year’s Day left about a foot of snow in our yard (which I guess is about half of what my friends and family in Maine wound up with), and Harvey the Weather Guy says there’s another storm headed our way this coming weekend.

So, like me, maybe you’re a little sick and tired of snow already, but if you’re one of those insane people who just LOOOOOOOOOVE snow or live someplace where you don’t get whalloped by it on a regular basis, you might get a kick out of this site, which lets you create your very own unique and special snowflake.

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Farewell, Sweet October

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From NPR: Why the leaves fall from the trees.

For my money, this October just past was one of the most beautiful Octobers I can recall. In my corner of Massachusetts, we had such a perfect blend of warm sun-filled days, raw rainy ones, and even one or two reminders of the winter headed our way. I could never be happy in a place where it’s always sunny and warm; I need that mix of weather, and the appeal of October to me is its unpredictability. November swoops in on us, steals the leaves, and blankets us in darkness like a pall, and so we get thirty-one days to linger in the last of golden sunsets and crisp breezes, but also return to the joys of wrapping up in a blanket in a favorite chair, before the need to wear that blanket just to keep your body temperature normal becomes a requirement.

The turning of the leaves this year seemed to linger forever and build to a crescendo of color to rival any Fourth of July fireworks. Some years we needed to get in the car and drive north or west to see the displays, but I can honestly say that this year I never needed to leave town to see all the foliage I wanted. And then Halloween brought with it a night of gales so that yesterday morning the show was mostly over. As that NPR story says, there’s a reason they call it “Fall”, and November is payback time for all that beauty. The convergence of harsh, dark, barren November and the celebration of the Puritans can be no mistake. Which is not to say that November is without its charms, because once in a while a thoroughly October day sneaks in among the grey skies, bare branches, and endless raking. But October is almost as decadent as the lushest, greenest days of May; it revels not in its abundance and fertility but in the savoring of each element of the natural world, finally cherishing them as they most deserve, extracting one last, bittersweet farewell kiss.

Despite our reputation, New England no longer suffers the harshest winters, the serest summers, the biblically terrific storms. Those distinctions now belong to other places in our country, and we who occupy this small corner get to see it happen elsewhere through the endless fascination we all have with weather on television. The high country of the Rockies has already started its winter season for the year, while Florida and the Gulf Coast escaped their annual parade of hurricanes. California tries to incorporate a little of every sort of foul weather, and usually does so admirably. Meanwhile, we sit and compare every six-inch snowfall with the Blizzard of ’78 and wait for spring and remember what a lovely October we had.

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