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And Here’s Skip With The Weather

It was pushing 60 around here yesterday, which might ordinarily qualify as our “January Thaw”, except we’ve seen enough 50-degree weather this winter that nothing’s all that frozen. We did get a few inches of snow last Friday and Saturday, and like an idiot I went out and shoveled it on Sunday, not knowing that if I waited another 36 hours it would all disappear on its own.

Aaaaanyway, things were VERY different this time last year. Check out this cool satellite photo of a massive bank of cumulus clouds just off the coast of New England exactly one year ago yesterday, as we were recoiling from one of the massive snowstorms that pummeled the Northeast. You almost can’t even SEE Nova Scotia. This effect is called “cloud streets” because of the lane-like appearance of the striations.

Meanwhile, over on the other side of the continent, our dear friend Karan is getting the treatment we were getting this time last year. Here’s yesterday’s “Photo of the Day” from the Earth Observatory, showing the extent of the snowfall in Washington and Oregon:

Somehow I don’t think that’s gonna melt itself away overnight.

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Infographic Of The Day

This map shows the increase over the average temperature across the United States for the month of December 2011. According to the Blue Hill Observatory, last month was the second-warmest on record for the Boston area, and 2011 the fifth-warmest year overall.

NOAA says that we are in the midst of a La Niña cycle, but sort of a weak one. La Niña weather usually means more snow for us, but the predictions indicate that the Northeast will be spared a repeat of last year’s string of blizzards.

And now over to Chet with the sports!

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Getting Ready For Another Maine Winter

While we’ve been enjoying balmy mid-60s here in Massachusetts, we arrived at my in-laws’s house for Thanksgiving to find 6-8 inches of snow on the ground, and even more when we got to my mother’s house a couple of days later. This self-storage place just a few miles up the road from my in-laws wants you to get your wife shrink-wrapped and racked for winter before the deep freeze really sets in.

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Hey, Southie, Listen Up!

One of the iconic images of a snowy winter in almost every large city in the Northeast is a shoveled-out parking spot on the street, “protected” by a chair, a traffic cone, cinderblocks, or any number of other obstacles placed there by the shoveler to keep random people from taking their hard-won spot. There’s an informal code among the residents of those densely-populated but poorly-plowed neighborhoods, but unsuspecting people from other places might find themselves getting the crap beaten out of them or their cars if they transgress. In Boston in recent years, the situation has gotten so out of control that Mayor Tom “Mumbles” Menino himself has tried to convince people to stop to no avail.

Now there’s an effort afoot in Chicago to try to short-circuit the practice of saving parking spots even before the snow begins to hit the ground. Chair Free Chicago.org is trying to mobilize people to declare entire street blocks as “Chair-Free” zones with signs they can post all over to let people know its not okay to block parking. The effort began last winter, as Chicago was pummeled with storms, and continues again this year, which is shaping up to be another snowy, stormy one for everyone from Minnesota to Maine.

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Observe The Snow, It Fornicates

Dear Harvey, Pete, Barry, Kevin, and every other weathermonkey on Boston-area TV: Enough is enough. The fucking blizzard was THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO. It’s time to stop trotting out the same blurry videotape of cars stuck on Rt. 128 that is older than some of the people who are actually on your broadcast, just so we can remember what Harvey looked like with hair. We’re having a slightly-below-average snowfall so far this winter, including the “Snore-easter” that missed us a couple of weeks ago, so any mention of the Blizzard of 78 this season is totally gratuitous anyway. It’s time to relegate the legend to wherever things like Harvey’s hair have gone to its reward.

And to Bob Costas, Al Michaels, Dick Ebersol, and pretty much everyone else who works at NBC: the same goes for the motherfucking “Miracle On Ice”. It’s one thing for Mike Eruzione to make his entire career milking it to death, and maybe even Al gets a free pass for putting it on his resume, but otherwise STFU. There will never be another “miracle” hockey team because the whole Olympic hockey competition is basically an NHL round-robin tournament, so let’s agree it was an amazing upset moment, like 1969 was for the Mets> and the Jets, and move on to more exciting things like those smokin’ hot curling chicks.

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Clean Your $!@#&* Roof!

As everyone I know in Maine will gladly attest, here in the Northeast it is still very much winter, and one of everybody’s least favorite but most necessary chores this time of year is to brush the snow and scrape the ice off your car before getting in and driving. Now, this may seem like perfectly good common sense, and it is, but enough people fail to do an adequate job of this relatively simple task that most states which have regular snowfall have had to enact laws that make it an actionable offense if you don’t.

And this is why:

An online acquaintance from “The Site Which Shall Not Be Named” shared these pictures with us this morning. He lives just up the highway from me in Southern New Hampshire, and this is his wife’s car AFTER a big chunk of ice came flying off the top of a tractor trailer and smashed into her windshield. Fortunately, she was not hurt, but, as you can see, she was mere inches from death.

Cleaning your car, truck, or other road vehicle is not just for your own degree of visibility, it is for the safety of other drivers who must share the road with you, often under less-than-ideal weather conditions in the winter. It is nowhere near okay to only do the windshields, or, as I have seen, simply make a tiny hole in front to look through. Clean off the roof, trunk AND hood to prevent chunks of snow or ice from blowing off and striking other vehicles. Professional truck drivers especially need to pay attention to their trailers — this woman nearly paid for someone else’s lack of attention with her life.

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Six To Ten

With the solstice only a couple of days away, we are just now getting our first taste of winter. The ice storm last week that knocked out power all over some parts of Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Maine was only just rain for us, albeit enough rain that the sump pump had to be put into action. We got probably two inches of snow on Wednesday, which might be a disaster in Dallas or Las Vegas, but isn’t even worth calling snow in my vocabulary. Today, however, the panic-mongering TV weather guys have promised us six to ten inches of snow…I’m guessing that’s about the closest to six-to-ten-inches these guys ever get, if you take my meaning (nudge nudge).

Because everybody had a good day or more to think about it, there was a calmness to things this morning. The grocery stores had already been pillaged for every last loaf of bread or quart of milk, the gas stations’ tanks drained dry. It was an automatic excuse to blow off work the Friday before Christmas, getting an early jump on the two least productive weeks in America. Our school department pre-emptively decided to release kids at lunchtime, but when I dropped off Charlotte at school there were a ton of people calling in to say their kids were just plain getting a hookey day. By the time I went back to pick her up, the anticipation of the storm was palpable.

Six to ten inches of snow in a single storm is a decent amount, but it is by no means what I would consider a big deal. We’ll all get up in the morning, plow out our driveways, and get on with things. The people who still don’t have their power back from last week’s storm are probably going to have a sucktastic weekend, and I’m glad I’m not among them, but otherwise it’s a yawner. In the years when it seems like we get a six-to-ten-inch storm once a week, the cumulative result certainly does wear on one’s patience, but even that is not out of the ordinary in this quadrant of the country.

The likelihood of a white Christmas has increased substantially, although last year we had a snowstorm of this caliber in the first half of December and still managed to have completely bare ground on Christmas morning. It was, after all, 60 degrees out just four days ago. Six inches of snow melts pretty quick when the temperature bounces up by thirty degrees overnight.

Charlotte and I just finished reading yet another one of the books in the “Little House” series, “The Long Winter”. The title gives away the premise. It’s about the first winter the Ingalls family spent in the Dakota territory — seven solid months of nearly continuous blizzard conditions buried the little town that had popped up near the new railroad, preventing supply trains from delivering any food or fuel to the few dozen settlers, who had not had time yet to grow and put up food crops and were completely reliant on the trains. The Ingalls wintered in a single room, forced after a while to resort to burning bundles of hay for heat when the coal and kersoene ran out, and limited to a diet of coarse bread made by grinding wheat in a coffee mill. Compared to the other books we’ve read so far, most of which are full of depictions of the unspoiled prairie, descriptions of the many skills pioneer families had to have to live away from civilization, and the occasional setback or unexpected scare, this book was just one bleak episode after another. Even though the books are mostly true, I found myself at the point of thinking that there was no way things could be that bad only to have them get worse in the next chapter. I can’t recall any other book that I have read that really drove home the utter despair of winter. So, even though we’ve been enjoying what has really amounted to a very full-length autumn, every night for the last several weeks Charlotte and I have spent a half an hour or so struggling with survival in our imaginations.

Looking out my window, all wrapped up in my cozy slanket, and knowing that all I have to do in the morning is spend an hour with the snowblower clearing out my driveway, winter’s not looking all that fierce at the moment.

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The Iceman Shoppeth

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(Average rider on the L this morning.)

I know it has been just as cold at home (and pretty much everywhere else in this part of North America) for the last several days, but nobody does cold like Chicago.

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